Ah, the "Retired Life" 2024 Edition

[anonymous]

My suggestion to you Sir is get a job with a pension that after “decades”pays you $140,000 + dollars a year, Social security $51,669 a year tax free, RSUs that yield you $2,500,000 in gains, a 401k w match that you end up with$6,000,000 dollars and living in a house* located Princeton, NJ that’s now on the market for $3,600,000 dollars as I’m moving/ right sizing to my co-op, 96th Park E next to Mr Potato-head and best of all the membership at Raritan Country Club that the company paid $26,000 dollars for me to join in the 1990s.
Test me.

* no mortgage

Oh the life you live, as a Pharma Executive.
Sales grunts, need not apply.
Only the chosen few achieve this rarefied retirement lifestyle.
Carry on.

The lying sack of shit is back.

 

[anonymous]

The lying sack of shit is back.

Ho mo hum