Ah, the "Retired Life" 2024 Edition

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anonymous said:
I love this guy. You people are haters. This guy is absolutely legit. I can’t wait to party with this rockstar when I retire. And laugh at you dumbasses. Test Us!
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Stop replying to your own thread. You really seem to care that we all believe you. How sad is your life looking for validation on an anonymous, garbage filled message board?
 




















Test me said:
I’m at Raritan Country Club with my OMP buddies Seth, Lou and Mr. Potato Head breakfast and morning golf, test me.
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The poster who has been challenging you throughout this stupid thread is right.

No matter what your pension is, no matter what your stock options amounted to, you led a completely meaningless and self-serving professional life for a quarter century with the myopic, groveling dream of just getting across the retirement finish line. The proof of that is that you come back here every day to crow about it, while making up pure fiction to illustrate why you're supposedly happy and fulfilled today.

Your entire life's work was bullshit, your glory days were debasing, everyone knew what you were doing while you were doing it, nobody on earth ever respected or admired you, but hey you won the game you were playing.

Congratulations?
 




Taste me.
anonymous said:
The poster who has been challenging you throughout this stupid thread is right.

No matter what your pension is, no matter what your stock options amounted to, you led a completely meaningless and self-serving professional life for a quarter century with the myopic, groveling dream of just getting across the retirement finish line. The proof of that is that you come back here every day to crow about it, while making up pure fiction to illustrate why you're supposedly happy and fulfilled today.

Your entire life's work was bullshit, your glory days were debasing, everyone knew what you were doing while you were doing it, nobody on earth ever respected or admired you, but hey you won the game you were playing.

Congratulations?
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anonymous said:
The poster who has been challenging you throughout this stupid thread is right.

No matter what your pension is, no matter what your stock options amounted to, you led a completely meaningless and self-serving professional life for a quarter century with the myopic, groveling dream of just getting across the retirement finish line. The proof of that is that you come back here every day to crow about it, while making up pure fiction to illustrate why you're supposedly happy and fulfilled today.

Your entire life's work was bullshit, your glory days were debasing, everyone knew what you were doing while you were doing it, nobody on earth ever respected or admired you, but hey you won the game you were playing.

Congratulations?
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Excellent response to this dodo brain.
 
















My suggestion to you Sir is get a job with a pension that after “decades”pays you $140,000 + dollars a year, Social security $51,669 a year tax free, RSUs that yield you $2,500,000 in gains, a 401k w match that you end up with$6,000,000 dollars and living in a house* located Princeton, NJ that’s now on the market for $3,600,000 dollars as I’m moving/ right sizing to my co-op, 96th Park E next to Mr Potato-head and best of all the membership at Raritan Country Club that the company paid $26,000 dollars for me to join in the 1990s.
Test me.

* no mortgage
anonymous said:
My suggestion is to ignore this guy and he will just go away. He seems to love attention.
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My suggestion to you Sir is get a job with a pension that after “decades”pays you $140,000 + dollars a year, Social security $51,669 a year tax free, RSUs that yield you $2,500,000 in gains, a 401k w match that you end up with$6,000,000 dollars and living in a house* located Princeton, NJ that’s now on the market for $3,600,000 dollars as I’m moving/ right sizing to my co-op, 96th Park E next to Mr Potato-head and best of all the membership at Raritan Country Club that the company paid $26,000 dollars for me to join in the 1990s.
Test me.

* no mortgage
anonymous said:
My suggestion is to ignore this guy and he will just go away. He seems to love attention.
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anonymous said:
My suggestion to you Sir is get a job with a pension that after “decades”pays you $140,000 + dollars a year, Social security $51,669 a year tax free, RSUs that yield you $2,500,000 in gains, a 401k w match that you end up with$6,000,000 dollars and living in a house* located Princeton, NJ that’s now on the market for $3,600,000 dollars as I’m moving/ right sizing to my co-op, 96th Park E next to Mr Potato-head and best of all the membership at Raritan Country Club that the company paid $26,000 dollars for me to join in the 1990s.
Test me.

* no mortgage
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"Right sizing"? Uh huh. OK.

RARITAN Country Club?! *Spits out coffee*

My dude, your whole life was spent trapped in an OMP cafeteria hellscape and you're stuck hanging out with Mr. Roper douchebags to this day. It's like Groundhogs Day, only starring an unfunny version of Charles Charles.

At least it explains why CP is your retirement hangout and how at 75 years old you're shuffling around in your slippers, crafting vision boards with expense reports from the 90s.

Enjoy your condo, "winner"
 




Which OMP cafeteria ?
The one with the TV sets in it, and OMP Communications thought it would be a great idea to shut off normal programming and go live to the OJ verdict.
That left all of us speechless and wondering how we should react to protect our careers or the executive dining room over on the fourth floor?test me.
anonymous said:
"Right sizing"? Uh huh. OK.

RARITAN Country Club?! *Spits out coffee*

My dude, your whole life was spent trapped in an OMP cafeteria hellscape and you're stuck hanging out with Mr. Roper douchebags to this day. It's like Groundhogs Day, only starring an unfunny version of Charles Charles.

At least it explains why CP is your retirement hangout and how at 75 years old you're shuffling around in your slippers, crafting vision boards with expense reports from the 90s.

Enjoy your condo, "winner"
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What else do u choke out? Manager hair balls?
anonymous said:
Which OMP cafeteria ?
The one with the TV sets in it, and OMP Communications thought it would be a great idea to shut off normal programming and go live to the OJ verdict.
That left all of us speechless and wondering how we should react to protect our careers or the executive dining room over on the fourth floor?test me.
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Your Gay?
Test me
anonymous said:
The poster who has been challenging you throughout this stupid thread is right.

No matter what your pension is, no matter what your stock options amounted to, you led a completely meaningless and self-serving professional life for a quarter century with the myopic, groveling dream of just getting across the retirement finish line. The proof of that is that you come back here every day to crow about it, while making up pure fiction to illustrate why you're supposedly happy and fulfilled today.

Your entire life's work was bullshit, your glory days were debasing, everyone knew what you were doing while you were doing it, nobody on earth ever respected or admired you, but hey you won the game you were playing.

Congratulations?
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