2 day field rides.. absolutely ridiculous

[anonymous]

Cute. What are NPVs? Don’t use terms if you’re unfamiliar with how they are correctly used. Why would I care about sales jobs? Again, moron, field sales are irrelevant. At no point during the discussions of intrinsic value or EPS release has the interjection of “what pipeline will offer jobs for sales?” arose. You have a regional for that. Ask them your idiotic 200-level business management questions.

 

[anonymous]

Why would I care about sales jobs? Again, moron, field sales are irrelevant. quote

You obviously care enough to spend much of your time engaging on a rep chat site. Reps are irrelevant huh Ms Muppet? Yeah ok well you’re obviously threatened and insecure by them. Is it that they make more comp than you? Perhaps you got shit caned in your rep job? Something causing all this anger toward reps. Haha… Run along ya mindless clown!

 

[anonymous]

Why would I care about sales jobs? Again, moron, field sales are irrelevant. quote

You obviously care enough to spend much of your time engaging on a rep chat site. Reps are irrelevant huh Ms Muppet? Yeah ok well you’re obviously threatened and insecure by them. Is it that they make more comp than you? Perhaps you got shit caned in your rep job? Something causing all this anger toward reps. Haha… Run along ya mindless clown!

Reps are irrelevant. Just idiot children who need to be watched by an adult. You should stop playing on this site now, kiddo. Monday is coming, and you have a date with a trade school graduate who makes you stand in a corner. Plus, five days of endless driving in a circle, while listening to sports radio, knowing that you don’t matter. Come back when you secure a role that doesn’t require you to wear a name tag like a mall kiosk employee.

 

[anonymous]

Why would I care about sales jobs? Again, moron, field sales are irrelevant. quote

You obviously care enough to spend much of your time engaging on a rep chat site. Reps are irrelevant huh Ms Muppet? Yeah ok well you’re obviously threatened and insecure by them. Is it that they make more comp than you? Perhaps you got shit caned in your rep job? Something causing all this anger toward reps. Haha… Run along ya mindless clown!

Your dumbass can’t even use the quote function correctly.

 

[anonymous]

I don’t have anything to do with field sales. My days are not spent fielding calls from mediocre morons. I perform actual global BD strategy. Again, all you idiots do is throw tantrums like toddlers because you have to work with your manager. There is a reason that sales is always the last hired and first fired. If you think you’re better than the groups who perform actual work that can’t be done in a few hours-a-day, come perform lifecycle management, pipeline asset strategy, calculate the PTRS, calculate the effective discount rates, develop the strategic objectives for a brand, or develop the peri-launch access strategy. You can’t perform any of the above, so go back to whining about the difficulties and stress of your job, field muppet.

I wouldn’t complain so much if you didn’t hire an idiot to manage me. I can sell. My manager cannot, slows me down, and gets in the way.

 

[anonymous]

Your dumbass can’t even use the quote function correctly.

You sure are an angry little Ms Muppet. You seem to aimlessly channel your emotions against reps. Clearly a butt hurt ass clown.

 

[anonymous]

If Novartis could bring a product competently to market, you prob could get rid of sales. But you don’t. You need the field to sell it to overcome the shitshow Novartis creates with every launch.

 

[anonymous]

If Novartis could bring a product competently to market, you prob could get rid of sales. But you don’t. You need the field to sell it to overcome the shitshow Novartis creates with every launch.

the 2 days a breeze- lots of wasted time eating and touch and grab sessions

 

[anonymous]

the 2 days a breeze- lots of wasted time eating and touch and grab sessions

Yes reps help managers justify their dumb jobs. The funniest Part is hearing managers describe themselves as coaches. Most don’t have people skills and can’t even influence their own children. Hahahahahahahaha

 

[anonymous]

I don’t have anything to do with field sales. My days are not spent fielding calls from mediocre morons. I perform actual global BD strategy. Again, all you idiots do is throw tantrums like toddlers because you have to work with your manager. There is a reason that sales is always the last hired and first fired. If you think you’re better than the groups who perform actual work that can’t be done in a few hours-a-day, come perform lifecycle management, pipeline asset strategy, calculate the PTRS, calculate the effective discount rates, develop the strategic objectives for a brand, or develop the peri-launch access strategy. You can’t perform any of the above, so go back to whining about the difficulties and stress of your job, field muppet.

Stupid bitch. Sit in your corporate office and mock the people who are on the road daily, sitting in hours of traffic to get to offices, almost getting killed daily because of all the assholes who are texting and driving or looking at social media. It takes all day to get to the number of offices we are required to see, either because of incessant traffic or rural territories with an hour plus drive in between. Why do you all think we only work a few hours a day?

 

[anonymous]

I enjoy days with my manager. She offers useful sales advice and my docs like her.

 

[anonymous]

Stupid bitch. Sit in your corporate office and mock the people who are on the road daily, sitting in hours of traffic to get to offices, almost getting killed daily because of all the assholes who are texting and driving or looking at social media. It takes all day to get to the number of offices we are required to see, either because of incessant traffic or rural territories with an hour plus drive in between. Why do you all think we only work a few hours a day?

Exactly. I work all day, except for a couple days after each field ride, because my manager has killed my ambition.

 

[anonymous]

I don’t have anything to do with field sales. My days are not spent fielding calls from mediocre morons. I perform actual global BD strategy. Again, all you idiots do is throw tantrums like toddlers because you have to work with your manager. There is a reason that sales is always the last hired and first fired. If you think you’re better than the groups who perform actual work that can’t be done in a few hours-a-day, come perform lifecycle management, pipeline asset strategy, calculate the PTRS, calculate the effective discount rates, develop the strategic objectives for a brand, or develop the peri-launch access strategy. You can’t perform any of the above, so go back to whining about the difficulties and stress of your job, field muppet.

Nice job with Leqvio.
Way to get it on the market a year late.
Way to overpay by $2B bidding against yourself.
What was the discount rate on those thousands of free Leqvio syringes you gave away?
That pre-launch access strategy was brilliant - no health systems contracts in place and a web-based tool for acquisition that didn't work.
The way you call bribing generic manufacturers to not launch their version of Entresto "life cycle management" is pretty amusing. And it doesn't' have shit to do with you or the other slap-dicks on your floor.
You might be right that 90% of field sales cannot do these things (or, more likely, have no desire to sit an office ten hours a day), but don't lose sight of the fact that you absolutely suck at it.
You're awful at it. You, and your colleagues, are failures.

 

[anonymous]

You sure are an angry little Ms Muppet. You seem to aimlessly channel your emotions against reps. Clearly a butt hurt ass clown.

It’s okay, sweetie. Your adolescent attempts at insults are humorous. Using butt hurt tells me you drink Michelob and get excited when you see side boob. Keep trying, dumbass. I can tell by these dim witted responses that I am more correct than you would like to admit. Again, field muppet, it’s Monday, whose office corner will you be standing in today with your box of Dunkin’ while wearing that cute name tag?

 

[anonymous]

Stupid bitch. Sit in your corporate office and mock the people who are on the road daily, sitting in hours of traffic to get to offices, almost getting killed daily because of all the assholes who are texting and driving or looking at social media. It takes all day to get to the number of offices we are required to see, either because of incessant traffic or rural territories with an hour plus drive in between. Why do you all think we only work a few hours a day?

You seem angry. I understand. Those drive through lines can get long. Remember to put the cupholders on the floor mat. It will be easier to clean the latte spills.

 

[anonymous]

Nice job with Leqvio.
Way to get it on the market a year late.
Way to overpay by $2B bidding against yourself.
What was the discount rate on those thousands of free Leqvio syringes you gave away?
That pre-launch access strategy was brilliant - no health systems contracts in place and a web-based tool for acquisition that didn't work.
The way you call bribing generic manufacturers to not launch their version of Entresto "life cycle management" is pretty amusing. And it doesn't' have shit to do with you or the other slap-dicks on your floor.
You might be right that 90% of field sales cannot do these things (or, more likely, have no desire to sit an office ten hours a day), but don't lose sight of the fact that you absolutely suck at it.
You're awful at it. You, and your colleagues, are failures.

Not only do you have no idea how this industry works, you are ignorant of which jobs each team performs. A field rep and an idiot who lacks comprehension skills, you’re a dual threat.

 

[anonymous]

It’s okay, sweetie. Your adolescent attempts at insults are humorous. Using butt hurt tells me you drink Michelob and get excited when you see side boob. Keep trying, dumbass. I can tell by these dim witted responses that I am more correct than you would like to admit. Again, field muppet, it’s Monday, whose office corner will you be standing in today with your box of Dunkin’ while wearing that cute name tag?

Obviously speaking from your own personal rep experiences back in the ancient times. Explains lots about your pissy rants on here attacking reps. Delusional and an old hag. Beat it Ms Muppet The ass hat.

 

[anonymous]

You seem angry. I understand. Those drive through lines can get long. Remember to put the cupholders on the floor mat. It will be easier to clean the latte spills.

Make fun of us all you want, we don’t care. What’s really sad is how much people in the home office hate the field. Sadly it’s very obvious when we all have to interact. Let’s all pray the Remi lunch isn’t anything like the leqvio launch. Then some of you will finally have to take accountability for your decisions

 

[anonymous]

Obviously speaking from your own personal rep experiences back in the ancient times. Explains lots about your pissy rants on here attacking reps. Delusional and an old hag. Beat it Ms Muppet The ass hat.

You seem hurt. I understand. I would be too, if I spent each day on a career hamster wheel. It’s okay, field muppet, as you continue on your imbecilic “I’m rubber…” rejoinder. You can’t dispute any of these facts or provide salient points outside of your idiotic world, which is another example that you’re mediocre and incapable of extemporaneous thought. It’s now Tuesday, whose office corner will you be standing in today with your box of Dunkin’ while wearing that cute name tag?

 

[anonymous]

Make fun of us all you want, we don’t care. What’s really sad is how much people in the home office hate the field. Sadly it’s very obvious when we all have to interact. Let’s all pray the Remi lunch isn’t anything like the leqvio launch. Then some of you will finally have to take accountability for your decisions

You do care. That’s why all of you respond, attempting to defend yourselves.