100 Truths about the Pharmaceutical Industry...

[Anonymous]

86. Not only did I get tossed from a high paying pharma job, I am so pathetic that I can't even hold down a job as a car salesman.
87. I troll the pharma boards to help deal with the rejection of getting tossed from the business.
88. I reply to my own posts to help offset by pathetic posts, but it doesn't seem to be working.
89. My current situation is more humiliating than when I was in jr. high, getting wedgies from the cool kids.
90. Did I mention that I have severe mental issues?

The other guy is not only more entertaining, but more original.

And I am not the other guy either, but an observer.

 

[Anonymous]

The other guy is not only more entertaining, but more original.

And I am not the other guy either, but an observer.

Hi mental boy. No, you are not entertaining, nor are you original. Next time you want people to think it is someone else, perhaps you should avoid commenting to other threads around the same time. It is a dead giveaway.

 

[Anonymous]

Hi mental boy. No, you are not entertaining, nor are you original. Next time you want people to think it is someone else, perhaps you should avoid commenting to other threads around the same time. It is a dead giveaway.

Parrot Boy = best nickname on this site.

PB, your ego is dark.
Get it corrected before you pass from this world!

 

[Anonymous]

Parrot Boy = best nickname on this site.

PB, your ego is dark.
Get it corrected before you pass from this world!

Hi mental boy. No, your little nickname is lame. Given your mentality, however, it is probably the best you could do.

Given your recent absence, I was thinking that you finally decided to get the help you need. However, it is obvious that this is not the case.

 

[Anonymous]

Hi mental boy. No, your little nickname is lame. Given your mentality, however, it is probably the best you could do.

Given your recent absence, I was thinking that you finally decided to get the help you need. However, it is obvious that this is not the case.

PB!
LOL.
Soul is lost as a needle in a haystack.

Anyone who does not have the wisdom to see beyond this world, lacks intelligence and cannot be taken seriously.

There are many of you like that in pharmaceutical world. Didn't learn a thing from any of you in my 15 years there.

Actually, I have learned more in the past 2 years with my new industry!

See YA....and would never want t be YA. But, as long as you are alive, there is hope for you, if you humble/soften your heart!

 

[Anonymous]

PB!
LOL.
Soul is lost as a needle in a haystack.

Anyone who does not have the wisdom to see beyond this world, lacks intelligence and cannot be taken seriously.

There are many of you like that in pharmaceutical world. Didn't learn a thing from any of you in my 15 years there.

Actually, I have learned more in the past 2 years with my new industry!

See YA....and would never want t be YA. But, as long as you are alive, there is hope for you, if you humble/soften your heart!

Hi mental boy. I see you are still rambling on about things you lack: A soul, wisdom and intelligence. The question is whether the lack of those things are what caused the loss of your pharma job or was it just the mental issues?

Not sure what you are really learning in car sales.

Get help. You really need it.

 

[Anonymous]

Hi mental boy. I see you are still rambling on about things you lack: A soul, wisdom and intelligence. The question is whether the lack of those things are what caused the loss of your pharma job or was it just the mental issues?

Not sure what you are really learning in car sales.

Get help. You really need it.

I own the dealership, you corporate hack!

 

[Anonymous]

I own the dealership, you corporate hack!

And the Pope is Jewish.


Your story changes every time you turn around.

 

[Anonymous]

91. Do you need a signature?
92. "This is the first step in a five step interview process"
93. "Do you have your annual evaluations?"
94. "Your numbers were great, but we have to put you on a PIP"
95. If you don't score a 90 or more on the test, you are fired"
96. Get a signature ever hour, or you are in deep trouble.
97. Can't get in the back? Well, there is no such thing as no access.
98. The people get more weird, the higher the corporate ladder you go.
99. Watch for the NARCS in this industry...they are everywhere.

And NUMBER 100, a true statement from a very high profile office in my territory:

We like you because you are normal. Most of the reps we interact with are strange, strange people!

Wish I was lying!

 

[Anonymous]

For mental boy:

91. Do I need a mental health examination?
92. This is the first step in getting myself back to a normal life (since getting kicked out of pharma
93. "Do you have your annual (mental health) evaluations? We think you have a problem"
94. "Your numbers weren't great, so we have to let you go"
95. I couldn't even score a 90 on the test, so I was fired
96. I couldn't even get a simple signature, which also put me in trouble.
97. Can't get in the back? I wasn't able to figure it out and that is part of the reason I was tossed.
98. I get more weird, the more I post.
99. Watch for the NARCS in this industry...they are everywhere. They spilled the beans on me and I got kicked out.

And NUMBER 100, a true statement from a mental patient in my therapy group:

We like you because you are like us. Most of the people we interact with are not as strange!

Wish I was lying (because I usually do)!

 

[Anonymous]

For mental boy:

Look parott boy...I started in this industry in my early 20s...my first gig out of college...while you had to rent out cars for a living for 5 years to get an interview...


I have schooled you here and have educated others to the dangers of this industry and the lying from types like you...

The more you challenge me, the more I will go to work to expose the lies. And yes, unfortunately, the story about all the strange people in the industry is true...and I have heard that from more than one office...I guess pharma sales attracts narcissists and pyschos...as well as lazy people.

 

[Anonymous]

Look parott boy...I started in this industry in my early 20s...my first gig out of college...while you had to rent out cars for a living for 5 years to get an interview...


I have schooled you here and have educated others to the dangers of this industry and the lying from types like you...

The more you challenge me, the more I will go to work to expose the lies. And yes, unfortunately, the story about all the strange people in the industry is true...and I have heard that from more than one office...I guess pharma sales attracts narcissists and pyschos...as well as lazy people.

Look mental boy, I know you are suffering from losing your pharma job and that is why you are hanging out here. Spinning your made up stories is not helping you any. It just makes you look more pathetic. Envy is one thing, but you have gone way beyond it. Find a way to deal with you issues. My advice is to go straight to a qualified mental health professional.

Good luck.