100 Truths about the Pharmaceutical Industry...

41. The job pays so well, that when you lose it, you also lose your mind, because you can't find anything else that pays this well. In fact, you may have to accept a low paying/demeaning job like car sales or timeshare sales.
42. It really isn't that hard of a job. I didn't realize it until I lost my job. That tells me that I must have been a real loser to not be able to cut it.
43. If you are mentally unbalance (like I am), you will take it hard when you lose your pharma job. In fact, you may end up obsessing over it so much, that you posts nonsense on pharma boards to help try and make yourself feel better.
44. Your former pharma colleagues will be living the good life, while you struggle just to get by.
45. You will find yourself repeating stuff (like I am now) on the pharma chat boards because you have become mentally unbalanced from losing your pharma job.

Start your own thread about 100 LIES about your stupid industry.

We are focused on the 100 TRUTHS!

41. Show me your breasts and I will write your product.
42 Dash and Dine Baby!
43. Push pills...that is what we do...don't worry about patients.
44. Lets hire naïve, mind-controlled kids to run our sales team...we can steal their bonus money!
45. Probably a repeat, but lets keep the employees in constant fear of losing their jobs!
 




Start your own thread about 100 LIES about your stupid industry.

We are focused on the 100 TRUTHS!

41. Show me your breasts and I will write your product.
42 Dash and Dine Baby!
43. Push pills...that is what we do...don't worry about patients.
44. Lets hire naïve, mind-controlled kids to run our sales team...we can steal their bonus money!
45. Probably a repeat, but lets keep the employees in constant fear of losing their jobs!

46. When I lose my high paying pharma job and have to settle for a low paying/low IQ job, like car sales, I will lose my mind.
47. When I lose my pharma job, my family and former friends will all talk behind my back as to how much of a failure I am.
48. Working a retail job would now be a move up for me, but still far from my former glory days in pharma.
49. When you lose your pharma job, you will develop a major OCD issue that causes you to post non-stop on a pharma board, even though you are no longer in the industry. Why? Because you never really knew how great you had it for awhile, until you lost it and now you live a life of regret and envy.
50. It bears worth repeating that you can develop mental problems from the agony of losing your pharma job. Life can really stink some time.
 




#this

I have a Master of Science and BS. Top 3 in District, multiple awards, sales of hard products that I either turned a territory around and maintained growth, OR new product that I grew, period.

First sign that confused me was upping my salary significantly, 3 mos later 'let go' over bogusness-watch out for those tricky compliance rules they make you sign..you know promising you wont 'ask for the business' that's illegal by the way! And if you're caught doing your job, they will get rid of you.

Oh btw. I was 41 and on the way to my 2nd P-club.

#creamofthecropleftmyfoot


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The top dogs moved out of pharma. a long time ago, into software and medical device sales, idiot.[/QUOTE]
 




-create bogus weekly sales figure from nonreporting pharmacies and rank the reps against one another to promote 'healthy' competition

-create bogus monthly reports that will change the next month and rank the reps against one another to promote 'healthy' competition

-create bogus yearly reports based upon estimates of non-reporting pharmacies and rank the reps against one another to promote 'healthy' competition

That's enough for now...there's many more....
 




50. Receive a bad field ride evaluation because the car was not washed and cleaned.
51. So what you think you did good on that last call?
52. This is the first step in a 5 step interview process.
53. At training, do you know that you were 1 of 500 applicants to apply for this job?
 








55. Numbers? We don't deal with numbers. Just "sell" and shut up. You have a company car and free gas, idiot!
56. Military make great reps...because they can't think for themselves.
57. Mormon make great reps...because they can't think for themselves.
58. Try not to pay attention to the laughing in the back...yes, they are laughing at you, so don't pay attention.
59. When you leave the waiting room, you are good topic of discussion among the patients that can't stand you.
60. Enterprise Rental Car employees are a step up, because at least they sell car upgrades.
 




46. When I lose my high paying pharma job and have to settle for a low paying/low IQ job, like car sales, I will lose my mind.
47. When I lose my pharma job, my family and former friends will all talk behind my back as to how much of a failure I am.
48. Working a retail job would now be a move up for me, but still far from my former glory days in pharma.
49. When you lose your pharma job, you will develop a major OCD issue that causes you to post non-stop on a pharma board, even though you are no longer in the industry. Why? Because you never really knew how great you had it for awhile, until you lost it and now you live a life of regret and envy.
50. It bears worth repeating that you can develop mental problems from the agony of losing your pharma job. Life can really stink some time.

Correction...these are 100 truths!

46. The New England Journal of Medicine: we bought them!
47. The FDA...we bought the!
48. Doctors...we buy all of them!
49. Perfect rep: Military, Mormon, short hair, Sears suit, Dockers.
50. We know we are all pathetic, but don't say it! We love the money...money is our God!
 




51. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
52. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
53. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
54. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
55. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
56. I wish I had my pharma job back.
57. I suck
58. I am a loser
59. I am no longer in pharma, but I still hang out on a pharma board.
60. Sour grapes
 




51. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
52. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
53. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
54. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
55. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
56. I wish I had my pharma job back.
57. I suck
58. I am a loser
59. I am no longer in pharma, but I still hang out on a pharma board.
60. Sour grapes

Wow. They got you hook, line, and sinker.

Was it the company car or the stock options that put you over the top? OR, did you come from Enterprise Rental car, and now think you have hit the jackpot?
 




Wow. They got you hook, line, and sinker.

Was it the company car or the stock options that put you over the top? OR, did you come from Enterprise Rental car, and now think you have hit the jackpot?

Enterprise Rental Car!

I guess its a decent start. But, a person that Enterprise Rental car prepares you for high end sales is kidding themselves.
 




Wow. They got you hook, line, and sinker.

Was it the company car or the stock options that put you over the top? OR, did you come from Enterprise Rental car, and now think you have hit the jackpot?

Translation: "Yes, I am mentally ill. I wish I could have my pharma job back, but the only one that will hire me is Enterprise Rental car. My new job is to clean up the returned cars. Every once in awhile, I find a few lost coins stuck between the seat cushions. Jackpot!!!

I wish I could have my pharma job back again. I will make a reply post later again responding to my own post so that It sounds like others are on my side. That is what we mentally ill people do."
 




Translation: "Yes, I am mentally ill. I wish I could have my pharma job back, but the only one that will hire me is Enterprise Rental car. My new job is to clean up the returned cars. Every once in awhile, I find a few lost coins stuck between the seat cushions. Jackpot!!!

I wish I could have my pharma job back again. I will make a reply post later again responding to my own post so that It sounds like others are on my side. That is what we mentally ill people do."

As these discussions move on, I think most intelligent people here know who the real mentally ill one is.

Mind control is a tough thing to overcome.

With some time away from your TV, the radio, and Internet, and more time reading classic books, in particular the Good Book, you might get there. Until then, I will continue wishing you the best.

At what point did you take Enterprise Rental Car off the resume?
 




51. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
52. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
53. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
54. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
55. I am so mentally unstable after losing my pharma job, I have to make 6 new posts on this thread today. I am a loser.
56. I wish I had my pharma job back.
57. I suck
58. I am a loser
59. I am no longer in pharma, but I still hang out on a pharma board.
60. Sour grapes

This post clearly shows you have issues.
For you to call others, after a post like this especially, mentally ill reveals how mind controlled you have become due to exposure to such a vile industry.

Don't be too hard on yourself though. Its just a job. And put in your 8 hour day and forget about it.

Hope you have a good day and sorry for making fun of the Enterprise Car Rental people. Its a great company, actually. And I know pharmaceuticals loves to hire them because of their great work ethic is centered upon just showing up for work on time, typing a few things on the computer, washing cars. You know, the stuff I learned in high school when I was working at my father's diner.
 




This post clearly shows you have issues.
For you to call others, after a post like this especially, mentally ill reveals how mind controlled you have become due to exposure to such a vile industry.

Don't be too hard on yourself though. Its just a job. And put in your 8 hour day and forget about it.

Hope you have a good day and sorry for making fun of the Enterprise Car Rental people. Its a great company, actually. And I know pharmaceuticals loves to hire them because of their great work ethic is centered upon just showing up for work on time, typing a few things on the computer, washing cars. You know, the stuff I learned in high school when I was working at my father's diner.

Look, I know you are hurting after losing your pharma job and now all you can get is a job at Enterprise Rental Cars. That is no reason to take out your frustrations on those that are successful enough to keep their high paying pharma job.

By the way, what happened to your car sales job? Did you get canned from that too? Bummer, you really are a loser.
 








Wow, someone has really gone mental after losing their pharma job.

Its the other way around: the person who left the wacky world of pharmaceuticals has regained their mental capacity, not that they don't have to "worry" about the Core Message, the dreaded Field Ride, the Role Play, the POD meeting, the waiting at Starbucks for you manager an your Annual Evaluation that has nothing to do with sales, and useless Conference Calls, POA meetings, and Dinner Programs.

Those that stay in too long are easily going to stay in their current state of stupid.

It sad. I know. But, that is what you get when you put things like careers and money over truth.
 




Its the other way around: the person who left the wacky world of pharmaceuticals has regained their mental capacity, not that they don't have to "worry" about the Core Message, the dreaded Field Ride, the Role Play, the POD meeting, the waiting at Starbucks for you manager an your Annual Evaluation that has nothing to do with sales, and useless Conference Calls, POA meetings, and Dinner Programs.

Those that stay in too long are easily going to stay in their current state of stupid.

It sad. I know. But, that is what you get when you put things like careers and money over truth.

Nope, not the other way around. It is clear to see that someone has gone mental when they are no longer in the industry, yet spend so much time hanging out on an industry board making post after post, in an attempt to cope with their situation.

Get some help. You REALLY need it.
 




Nope, not the other way around. It is clear to see that someone has gone mental when they are no longer in the industry, yet spend so much time hanging out on an industry board making post after post, in an attempt to cope with their situation.

Get some help. You REALLY need it.

I don't watch TV because of the content, and this is the best entertainment I can find, free of charge!

Again, don't get mad at me because I have no debt, am semi-retired in my 30s, and have a keen understanding that the pharmaceutical business stinks really bad.

My purpose is to warn the younger generation, that are considering working for you scoundrels, and encourage them to find an industry that values WORK ETHIC and SUBSTANCE, over style and good networking skills.

I am just a messenger, my friend. I like to tell the truth. I am not trying to hurt you at all, but help you see that your mind is not well, and a lot of that is because you are surrounding yourself with psychopathic co-workers and doctors that care more about the money than their patients. Shalom my friend!
 




I don't watch TV because of the content, and this is the best entertainment I can find, free of charge!

Again, don't get mad at me because I have no debt, am semi-retired in my 30s, and have a keen understanding that the pharmaceutical business stinks really bad.

My purpose is to warn the younger generation, that are considering working for you scoundrels, and encourage them to find an industry that values WORK ETHIC and SUBSTANCE, over style and good networking skills.

I am just a messenger, my friend. I like to tell the truth. I am not trying to hurt you at all, but help you see that your mind is not well, and a lot of that is because you are surrounding yourself with psychopathic co-workers and doctors that care more about the money than their patients. Shalom my friend!

I thought I would throw in my 2 cents worth. I lost my Pharma job as many others did with downsizing. Yes, it hit me hard because the job was easy and paid well. I eventually got over it. When reading all your posts, you still haven't gotten over it as evidenced by your volume of posts, off topic comments, weird religious comments and continual lies. You should take the suggestion of getting help as you have a serious problem.