Will Quest Diagnostics buy us now?







I’m sorry to inform you that you’re in the wrong place, missy. This isn’t a teen chat room. So take your AOL, LOL, OMG, juvenile instant message speak elsewhere. This is a forum for sales executives in the clinical laboratory industry and we communicate using proper grammar and complete sentences. Perhaps you should check on the latest from the Kardashians or watch a little Nickelodeon. We’re In the process of solving a global pandemic and a national emergency. Hope this helps.

How are you able to talk so much with that giant turd in your mouth. And here I thought you just had shit for brains.
 


















Sounds like Quest bit off a little more than they can chew in California. Officials are not happy with the turn around time of test results.

Sounds like you don’t know WTF you’re talking about, son. You are nonessential and no one cares about your stupid opinions. The President of the United States called on Quest Diagnostics to end this crisis and we have the full support of the American People. We’ve got this.
 






Sounds like you don’t know WTF you’re talking about, son. You are nonessential and no one cares about your stupid opinions. The President of the United States called on Quest Diagnostics to end this crisis and we have the full support of the American People. We’ve got this.

You don’t have Shit -Joy Boy! LMFAO
Quest Diagnostics Says In March, Experienced, & Anticipates Will Continue To Experience, A Material Decline In Testing Volumes Due To Coronavirus Pandemic
 






Sounds like you don’t know WTF you’re talking about, son. You are nonessential and no one cares about your stupid opinions. The President of the United States called on Quest Diagnostics to end this crisis and we have the full support of the American People. We’ve got this.


Sounds like you dont know WTF you're talking about.

Within the clinical-testing world, it is an open secret that Quest Diagnostics—one of the industry’s two big players, along with Labcorp—has struggled to scale up its operations in California. And yet, Quest has continued to accept specimens from across the country, leading to a huge backlog of tests at the company’s facility in San Juan Capistrano.

This failure accounts for at least some of the tens of thousands of pending tests reflected in the state’s reported numbers. According to experts, it isn’t Quest’s fault that the company has so far been unable to meet the technical challenge of testing thousands of people every day. Setting up such “high throughput” operations is difficult. But Quest failed to come to terms with its ongoing problems, and it continued to accept specimens—and generate revenue—when other laboratories could have done some of the tests faster
 






You don’t have Shit -Joy Boy! LMFAO
Quest Diagnostics Says In March, Experienced, & Anticipates Will Continue To Experience, A Material Decline In Testing Volumes Due To Coronavirus Pandemic

Correct, son. Our efforts have obviously been highly effective. We accept your apology and appreciate your gratitude.
 






Sounds like you dont know WTF you're talking about.

Within the clinical-testing world, it is an open secret that Quest Diagnostics—one of the industry’s two big players, along with Labcorp—has struggled to scale up its operations in California. And yet, Quest has continued to accept specimens from across the country, leading to a huge backlog of tests at the company’s facility in San Juan Capistrano.

This failure accounts for at least some of the tens of thousands of pending tests reflected in the state’s reported numbers. According to experts, it isn’t Quest’s fault that the company has so far been unable to meet the technical challenge of testing thousands of people every day. Setting up such “high throughput” operations is difficult. But Quest failed to come to terms with its ongoing problems, and it continued to accept specimens—and generate revenue—when other laboratories could have done some of the tests faster

Sure, it’s easy to say that “other” inferior labs could have been faster, now that we are well on our way to solving this crisis. But where were these “other labs” when the President of the United States called on the industry for help? I happen to remember a guy named Steve standing at his side. A guy who leaped into action and formed a Special Response Team that implemented our superior proprietary test. A test that due to the incredible level of accuracy and lighting fast TAT, is understandably in high demand.

And then there’s BioReference, who dressed a phleb up in a hazmat suit, put her on the side of the road and snapped a few photos for what amounted to be nothing more than an embarrassing press release.

The American People can spot a fraud. They know that Quest Diagnostics is the industry leader in clinical laboratory medicine. They fully support and are immensely grateful. We’ve got this!
 






Correct, son. Our efforts have obviously been highly effective. We accept your apology and appreciate your gratitude.

At this point, I’m not sure if you’re are a product of inbreeding, or some jealous mule kicked you off his mare. Your birth certificate must be an apology from the condom factory.
 






Sure, it’s easy to say that “other” inferior labs could have been faster, now that we are well on our way to solving this crisis. But where were these “other labs” when the President of the United States called on the industry for help? I happen to remember a guy named Steve standing at his side. A guy who leaped into action and formed a Special Response Team that implemented our superior proprietary test. A test that due to the incredible level of accuracy and lighting fast TAT, is understandably in high demand.

And then there’s BioReference, who dressed a phleb up in a hazmat suit, put her on the side of the road and snapped a few photos for what amounted to be nothing more than an embarrassing press release.

The American People can spot a fraud. They know that Quest Diagnostics is the industry leader in clinical laboratory medicine. They fully support and are immensely grateful. We’ve got this!
Cry of the Inbred!!
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH! OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!!! OH OH!! OH OH!! OH OH!!
 






Cry of the Inbred!!
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH! OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!!! OH OH!! OH OH!! OH OH!!

When Quest Diagnostics defeats the invisible enemy and saves the world, it will be an unfortunate, unintended consequence, that this idiot will also be rescued. Oh well, someone’s going to need to work at Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits, when the restaurants reopen. We’ve got this.
 






When Quest Diagnostics defeats the invisible enemy and saves the world, it will be an unfortunate, unintended consequence, that this idiot will also be rescued. Oh well, someone’s going to need to work at Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits, when the restaurants reopen. We’ve got this.

I’d like to see your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.