Why so many bald short men

Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Good stuff!!! LMAO!!
 






Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.