Why are we partnering with We Lie Lilly?

[Anonymous]

They are a colossal failure factory.

I hate Midwesterners. They suck. Go drink some ranch dressing you inbreds!

Those inbred hicks had another failure, today. We must have hosed them on this deal.

 

[Anonymous]

So, am I to interpret that Lilly will be the marketing & sales engine on this one?

The only engines that get anywhere near Eli Lilly are the ones down at the brickyard and the Hulman's don't let you drive unless you cam pass a test.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, we are partnering. The Execs want to learn how to make side-by-side milkshakes and count pickles.

What does this mean? I don't get it.

 

[Anonymous]

What does this mean? I don't get it.

With that body, you never will.

 

[Anonymous]

Because those idiots gave us a bunch of money for a product hat will never see a sales reps hands.

 

[Anonymous]

Because those idiots gave us a bunch of money for a product hat will never see a sales reps hands.

Those hicks are idiots, aren't they?!?

 

[Anonymous]

For a fact, Kalamazoo was completely trashed by McKinnell and Kindler. McKinnell was at an industry convention and asked why Pfizer didn't take advantage of the entire chain (discovery thru clinical to manufacturing) they had in Kalamazoo. He replied "We never realized what we had". What an a-hole. Pretty damn sad we fired him but let him take away $300 million.....

And living happily on a private isle of nc.

 

[Anonymous]

All Super Bowls to be hosted in cold weather towns.

May as we'll be. I am stranded in Miami

 

[Anonymous]

NYC is the Lilly CEO's idea of utopia with that progressive toad de ballsio leading the way.

 

[Anonymous]

Recently met these hicks from in-duh-in-a-place. Wow! Talk about a few rejects. The leader dude reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy. The gal is straight MidWest, if you know what I mean. I hope we are stealing their money.

 

[Anonymous]

Money