why always so many sales job openings

You arrogant fuck. I would bet you surgeons don't think you're the reason and God knows you would never say that to them or even near them. Exactly why you have to chase down B & C surgeons now because you've burned bridges with all the others.

Arrogant fuck, moi? Maybe so, but if you wanna do this job with a straight face it's either that or be one of the kool-aid guzzling naïvetés.