Who else is sick of the all the role-plays?

[anonymous]

My favorite role play is where I play a doctor. I call my Alkermes rep and ask for samples to be dropped off. When she shows up, I explain to her that I have a hidden camera in the sample closet. I then show her my taped footage of her stealing my Oxy samples when she’s checking for samples. I ask her, “should I call the cops? Or should I punish you myself?” Perhaps I should search you for more meds? Let me pat you down. Bow Chika wow wow......Gets me every time

Um, sir, your alcoholism is showing again.

 

[anonymous]

What makes you think it’s a man. You clearly need diversity training and join mosaic.

 

[anonymous]

What makes you think it’s a man. You clearly need diversity training and join mosaic.

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh, that makes the story better!!!!!! Lady Doctor!!!! Bow Chika wah wah!!

 

[anonymous]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Why don't u all just shut up and do your role plays. Get it over with and go sell. You're all way overpaid anyway and you all know it. Deal with it and get ur ass out the door and work. Bunch of entitled babies.

Agreed! Entitled babies.