Football is just shit, a sport designed so that any div kid can play it, from a fat lad to the guy who can kick, I mean come on how empty must your life be to sit on a bench and then come on for 2 seconds to kick a ball??? How dumb do you have to be to want to kick a ball ten times a week!!!
Ah shit no. All of you got it wrong.
The most boring sport is that fucking ice sport where they glide that monster puck on the ice and use a broom stick to keep it on the straight and narrow. I don't even know what the fuck they call that sport. But anyone who plays it must he a total high-brow asshole and deserves to have that broomstick stuck square up his ass.
I watched that sport for about a half-hour once while I was drunk and just laughed my silly ass off the entire time.