Wellness

[Anonymous]

Are you serious. Give me a break do you want us to sell anything. This is ridiculous. The key words in this make believe policy is "try"

 

[Anonymous]

Are you serious. Give me a break do you want us to sell anything. This is ridiculous. The key words in this make believe policy is "try"

What you talking about Willis??

 

[Anonymous]

All that healthy food is going to cost a lot more money so I hope they intend on dishing out higher quarterly budgets. What if a huge target requests donuts and pastries? Am I supposed to say no, I'm sorry it's against corporate policy but I can bring you tofu?

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah this is the dumbest initiative ever.

 

[Anonymous]

Bigger farce than hhc

 

[Anonymous]

You think access is bad now, wait till we start serving healthy options lol

 

[Anonymous]

This is becoming like communism. what do they expect us towel to be thin now that we sell Belviq?

 

[Anonymous]

Is LC going to lose weight now?

 

[Anonymous]

Next they will start docking us a dollar from my bonus for every pound we are overweight.

 

[Anonymous]

I am going to take this to the ACLU

 

[Anonymous]

They also say the tofu pizza has to be in boxes made from recycled toilet paper?

 

[Anonymous]

We are introducing another new initiative. You will all be weighed upon arrival at POA meetings. We can't have fat people selling our "blockbuster." At these meetings, happy hour will also be replaced with an hour of mandatory Zumba. Your certification for selling this drug will hinge on losing at least 5 lbs during the meeting. Enjoy!

 

[Anonymous]

At the mother ship the employees weigh in and face penalties if they don't meet their targets. How do you think the voice mails on this are going to go over?

 

[Anonymous]

This is a garbage, hollow gesture. Who are they to tell me if I want to be fat?

 

[Anonymous]

At the mother ship the employees weigh in and face penalties if they don't meet their targets. How do you think the voice mails on this are going to go over?

Why not? You guys are the biggest losers.

 

[Anonymous]

BS I tell ya.

 

[Anonymous]

We are introducing another new initiative. You will all be weighed upon arrival at POA meetings. We can't have fat people selling our "blockbuster." At these meetings, happy hour will also be replaced with an hour of mandatory Zumba. Your certification for selling this drug will hinge on losing at least 5 lbs during the meeting. Enjoy!

HAHAHAHA Zumba! That one had me on the floor. Now get back to work you bunch of fatties!

 

[Anonymous]

Can't wait t0 see the shake weight competition

 

[Anonymous]

I can't believe this. Are they going to check our lunch & learn receipts for the menu now? Joke

 

[Anonymous]

Already hired a nutritionalist.