VF

[anonymous]

Ms meatloaf

 

[anonymous]

Came in 2nd in the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest yesterday

 

[anonymous]

Came in 2nd in the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest yesterday

Went to the beach and went in the water right after and caused local sand erosion

 

[VF 2024]

She has laid low for the past few weeks probably because of her weight, low center of gravity, and troll like physique. People are smiling again not being able to see, hear or smell her.

 

[anonymous]

Came in 2nd in the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest yesterday

Cannot wait to hear about the bags of cheap meat VF was able to sell in Q4

 

[anonymous]

Cannot wait to hear about the bags of cheap meat VF was able to sell in Q4

It must be really tough battling the heat these days. Chaffing thighs and bush stench are really common this time of year

 

[anonymous]

Is jelly donut still around. I don’t see any potholes or cracks in the sidewalk recently around executive blvd

 

[anonymous]

Blubber "exits from the clinical labs segment, following the sale of Laboratory" now has disappeared vacationing after a greatly successful year, skidding around after lubing the thighs

 

[anonymous]

Is jelly donut still around. I don’t see any potholes or cracks in the sidewalk recently around executive blvd

Still a piece of crap abusing people and making Enzo look bad.

 

[anonymous]

Still a piece of crap abusing people and making Enzo look bad.

Hope for change in the New Fiscal Year 2025.
She would be a fantastic addition to a collection agency, or corrections, with her winning smile and customer focus

 

[anonymous]

Hope for change in the New Fiscal Year 2025.
She would be a fantastic addition to a collection agency, or corrections, with her winning smile and customer focus

Stick the pig on our border patrol unit

 

[anonymous]

Stick the pig on our border patrol unit

New moniker

LMP

LITTKE MISS PIGGY
LAST MENSTRUAL PERIOD

 

[anonymous]

New moniker

LMP

LITTKE MISS PIGGY
LAST MENSTRUAL PERIOD

Twinkle twinkle little star
How does it feel when you fart in your car
Hot and sweaty you tubbalard
Twinkle twinkle little star

 

[anonymous]

We have finally diagnosed the reasoning for her anger issues. After taking her morning constitutional, she uses a Brillo pad to wipe.

 

[anonymous]

We have finally diagnosed the reasoning for her anger issues. After taking her morning constitutional, she uses a Brillo pad to wipe.

Methinks, thou art too harsh,
For this tub of lard,
Who will turn the sales around,
OR rather
slide into the murky deep and
Pass damp towels 'round to weep

 

[anonymous]

Methinks, thou art too harsh,
For this tub of lard,
Who will turn the sales around,
OR rather
slide into the murky deep and
Pass damp towels 'round to weep

It’s always a pleasure to get an email from her. It’s even greater when she talks to you face to face. She is starting to show. Hopefully she can take a long maternity leave.

 

[anonymous]

It’s always a pleasure to get an email from her. It’s even greater when she talks to you face to face. She is starting to show. Hopefully she can take a long maternity leave.

The new power couple. Richessa

 

[anonymous]

I saw a great T shirt today that said:

If you think I’m short, you should see my patience!


The shoe fits!!

 

[anonymous]

I saw a great T shirt today that said:

If you think I’m short, you should see my patience!


The shoe fits!!

It is hard to be patient,
when you know everything already,
It is harder to escape the odor

 

[anonymous]

Won today’s Halloween contest without a costume.
Congratulations little miss piggy