Trump invents new country

[anonymous]

"Nambia's health system is increasingly self-sufficient," said US President Donald Trump at a lunch with African leaders in New York on Wednesday, reeling off a list of their nations' achievements.

But no such country exists.

Could the US leader have been referring to Namibia? Zambia? Or perhaps, The Gambia?

Social media users wasted no time in offering their own explanations.

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, you're stupid enough to want to play this game!

Obama invented 7 new states! You lose!

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, you're stupid enough to want to play this game!

Obama invented 7 new states! You lose!

But he didn't name them. Just a number mis-speak.

 

[anonymous]

Elnathan John

✔ @elnathan_john


Nambia (n)
Country in global south created in 2017 due to the frequency of Namibians having sexual relations with Zambians and Gambians.

11:44 AM - Sep 20, 2017

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, you're stupid enough to want to play this game!

Obama invented 7 new states! You lose!

youve been listening to Fox News too long. Obama no longer President!! Think you are senile

 

[anonymous]

youve been listening to Fox News too long. Obama no longer President!! Think you are senile

His hatred runs deeper than his ability to think that through.

 

[anonymous]

But he didn't name them. Just a number mis-speak.

You fool, all Trump did was misspeak. That's the point! You've got nothing!

 

[anonymous]

youve been listening to Fox News too long. Obama no longer President!! Think you are senile

No, I think you are desperate. Like the typical libtard, perspective is like kryptonite to your deranged criticism.

 

[Vagitarian]

You fool, all Trump did was misspeak. That's the point! You've got nothing!

Which is why we have his 3 generals running the show. He says some dumb shit but then again, he's a Wharton guy. LMFAO.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

But he didn't name them. Just a number mis-speak.

Puhleez Basement-Dwelling loser.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

Which is why we have his 3 generals running the show. He says some dumb shit but then again, he's a Wharton guy. LMFAO.

At least we know that he attended, unlike Barry's college record Vag.

 

[Vagitarian]

At least we know that he attended, unlike Barry's college record Vag.

You'd never know it by his spelling. Time to heel our nation?

 

[anonymous]

Which is why we have his 3 generals running the show. He says some dumb shit but then again, he's a Wharton guy. LMFAO.

Trump's running the show, idiot boy. The generals are merely assistants who can easily be replaced if they don't please Trump!

 

[Vagitarian]

Trump's running the show, idiot boy. The generals are merely assistants who can easily be replaced if they don't please Trump!

You're a joke, they are the checks and balances. General Kelly is the only reason his longtime confidant (Keith Schiller) vamoosed. Trump was not ALLOED to keep him. Check it out studmuffin, you're really a lame fuck, aren't you?

 

[anonymous]

You're a joke, they are the checks and balances. General Kelly is the only reason his longtime confidant (Keith Schiller) vamoosed. Trump was not ALLOED to keep him. Check it out studmuffin, you're really a lame fuck, aren't you?

Trump is the decider! You're the clueless idiot boy!

 

[anonymous]

Trump is the decider! You're the clueless idiot boy!

Keith Schiller - where is he?

 

[Vagitarian]

Keith Schiller - where is he?

General Kelly (Trump's overseer) got rid of him.

 

[anonymous]

General Kelly (Trump's overseer) got rid of him.

Only with Trump's approval cause Trump is the boss!

 

[Vagitarian]

Only with Trump's approval cause Trump is the boss!

Yeah, right. Healthcare's on life support, hurricanes are decimating the country, The rocket man in NOKO is out of control, tax reform is stuck in neutral at 100 mph, the 1st son-in-law has become a national scandal and the orange haired clown is tweeting about football? So glad he's in charge.

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, right. Healthcare's on life support, hurricanes are decimating the country, The rocket man in NOKO is out of control, tax reform is stuck in neutral at 100 mph, the 1st son-in-law has become a national scandal and the orange haired clown is tweeting about football? So glad he's in charge.

And he's the guy that you wanted and that you voted for! What an idiot you are!

You didn't Cruz and so you lose and WHINE!