Top 5 reasons you weren't interviewed for NICM

[anonymous]

So you didn't get an interview and now you're wondering why. Well it might be because.....
1) You have the balls to tell management what they need to hear not necessarily what they want to hear.
2) At the Challenger launch meeting you flipped your certifier the bird and said "oh yea, well challenge this mutha f er"!
3) After having one too many drinks you asked Ivan if he's ever heard of clearisil.
4) Last time you were at the home office you caused a ruckus by mistakenly calling the paramedics because you thought Fred N was having an absence seizure.
5) At your fast start meeting you mistakenly called Aric, Alaric. But hey it can happen when they share at least one of the criteria of the LGS triad.

 

[anonymous]

So you didn't get an interview and now you're wondering why. Well it might be because.....
5) At your fast start meeting you mistakenly called Aric, Alaric. But hey it can happen when they share at least one of the criteria of the LGS triad.

So True! Triple A personality, can't do no wrong, my way or the highway. Surrounds himself with Yes men. So sad.

 

[anonymous]

Eisai upper management are fools. AB PH and GW are on bought time. Good luck hiring reps to sell a product with homicidal black box and to do better than the specialty reps that they have that have been loyal for years. It's going to be great when the competition hires us to sell against fycompa. It's time to come together against the regime. The grass is most definitely greener on the other side! Peace out Eisai!

 

[anonymous]

It's so short sited it's almost unbelievable. Layoff all the experience and hire trolls so you can show less of a hot to the bottom line. However when sales tank, and they will, what will you have to show then?