this board is no fun

[Anonymous]

Eat poop

 

[Anonymous]

Shrek was written as a satire of Lilly. Did you know before I educated you?

 

[Anonymous]

It appears that any humor presented that is more abrasive than 200 grit is promptly removed from the Cafepharma blog. Perhaps there is sensitivity training going on again in building 74 or some humor is too close to the truth.

 

[Anonymous]

It appears that any humor presented that is more abrasive than 200 grit is promptly removed from the Cafepharma blog. Perhaps there is sensitivity training going on again in building 74 or some humor is too close to the truth.

Lighten up!

 

[Anonymous]

Why not attempt some humor and let's see what happens.

 

[Anonymous]

Why not attempt some humor and let's see what happens.

Tachyon gets kicked out of the bar.

Bartender says, "what can I get for you?"

 

[Anonymous]

Three expectant mothers were sitting in the obstetrician's waiting room. Two of the ladies began to chat about their pregnancies, and their due dates and such.

One of the women said to the other, "I happen to know that my baby is going to be a boy, because when my baby was conceived, my husband was on top."

Replied the other woman, "Oh! That must mean that I'm going to have a girl, because when my baby was conceived, I was on top."

The third woman suddenly burst noisily into tears. Concerned, the other two ladies turned to her and asked, "My heavens, what ever is wrong?"

The third woman wailed tearfully, "I'm afraid that I may be having a puppy!"

 

[Anonymous]

Once a year the Indianapolis Medical Association has a joint meeting with the Indianapolis Bar Association for a joint discussion and dinner.

This year it was the medical association who hosted the event and one of the speakers was a Lilly rep who spoke of the benefits of Cialis.
After the talk he provided samples to the physicians who shared them with the attorneys.

A few weeks later a poll was taken on the results.
The physicians all reported an improvement in their sex life.
The attorneys all grew taller.

 

[Anonymous]

Once a year the Harvard Medical School has a joint meeting with the Harvard Law Alumni Association for a joint discussion and dinner.

This year it was Lilly's CEO who hosted the meeting, to discuss Cialis, a molecule discovered by a now forgotten Seattle biotech.

After the talk he provided samples to the physicians who shared them with the attorneys.

A few weeks later a poll was taken on the results.

The physicians all reported an improvement in their sex life.

The attorneys all grew taller.

The Alumni association received millions in tax free donations.