The Twelve Days of Enzon

[Anonymous]

Great fucking stuff! Merry Christmas fuckers! I hope it is up next year if you nimrods are still in business!


Jason Bristol

 

[Anonymous]

Great fucking stuff! Merry Christmas fuckers! I hope it is up next year if you nimrods are still in business!


Jason Bristol

Jason,

Get back here and get to work on my bung.

Ben Favret

P.S. Hi Chucky!

 

[Anonymous]

Bring back more parodys!

 

[Anonymous]

A true classic to all the former a-holes at Enzon. May they suffer!

 

[Anonymous]

A true classic to all the former a-holes at Enzon. May they suffer!

Anyone know what became of all the misfits?

 

[Anonymous]

The Twelve Days of Enzon

On my first day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
An email welcoming me.

On my second day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me.

On my third day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me.

On my forth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my fifth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Five Returned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my sixth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my seventh day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my eighth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me



On my ninth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my tenth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my eleventh day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Eleven Directors Spewing,
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me


On my final day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Twelve Reps a-bailing,
Eleven Directors Spewing,
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

A true classic for all the class holes that drove this place to bankruptcy and delisting.

 

[Anonymous]

A true classic for all the class holes that drove this place to bankruptcy and delisting.

Why is Enzon still here? Bucky the Pirate is long gone and same with this turdhole. Many thanks to Vinny for all the bad personnel mistakes.

 

[anonymous]

Just in time for the holidays. A big Enzon thank you to all that made this company a failure and a penny stock at the same time.

May the ghosts of Christmas past return to your miserable lives and never offer you turds redemption.

The Twelve Days of Enzon

On my first day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
An email welcoming me.

On my second day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me.

On my third day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me.

On my forth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my fifth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Five Returned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my sixth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my seventh day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my eighth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me



On my ninth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my tenth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my eleventh day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Eleven Directors Spewing,
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me


On my final day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Twelve Reps a-bailing,
Eleven Directors Spewing,
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

 

[anonymous]

Just in time for the holidays. A big Enzon thank you to all that made this company a failure and a penny stock at the same time.

May the ghosts of Christmas past return to your miserable lives and never offer you turds redemption.

The Twelve Days of Enzon

On my first day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
An email welcoming me.

On my second day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me.

On my third day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me.

On my forth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my fifth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Five Returned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my sixth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my seventh day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my eighth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me



On my ninth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my tenth day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

On my eleventh day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Eleven Directors Spewing,
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me


On my final day at Enzon,
my Manager sent to me
Twelve Reps a-bailing,
Eleven Directors Spewing,
HR Lords A-Leaping,
Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
Eight PIPs a-breeding,
Seven e-mails a-waiting,
Six MDs a-complaining,
Five Re-turned Vials,
Four business plans,
Great West Health,
Worthless Enzon Stock,
And an email welcoming me

I noticed the other day that Enzon is a penny stock on the NASDAQ. Let's have a round of applause for all the past leaders that made Enzon a success.

Proud, very proud!