The girlfriend never existed - WTF?







If I owned an NFL team, I know that I would not hire him. What kind of hoax would be be involved in on my team? I woudn't need that shit.

I really don't think he's that good anyway.

Alabama ran over his ass. Seriously. His ass was the grass and the Tide was the lawnmower.

If he couldn't handle the Tide how the fuck will he survive in the NFL? :D
 






If I owned an NFL team, I know that I would not hire him. What kind of hoax would be be involved in on my team? I woudn't need that shit.

I really don't think he's that good anyway.

Alabama ran over his ass. Seriously. His ass was the grass and the Tide was the lawnmower.

If he couldn't handle the Tide how the fuck will he survive in the NFL? :D

I know right. Bama was really over rated give Clemson their schedule and they would have been undefeated and won the NC. If an over hyped group of under achievers can put such a whupin on him he has no chance in the pros
 






Yesterday I heard on TV that Tao had multiple GF's on campus while maintaining this relationship with his 'imaginary' GF.

Does anyone know the philosophy of the Mormon church on this topic?

Do they encourage multiple GF's like they once promoted polygamy? Just curious?

And what is the Mormon philosophy on lying?

You know, like perpetuating a hoax after you know the hoax is bullshit? Any religious doctrine on that?

Does the Mormon church encourage exclusive on-line GF's that one has never actually met and then when one allegedly dies to go into mourning and use it to build public noteriety?

These are the questions I have. If anyone out there is an expert in Mormonism I would deeply appreciate your hononable reply to put my curiousity to rest.

Thank you in advance.
 






I know right. Bama was really over rated give Clemson their schedule and they would have been undefeated and won the NC. If an over hyped group of under achievers can put such a whupin on him he has no chance in the pros

hey now! you slamming my Clemson tigers?
 






Where is Tinkrbelle?

She defended Lance "I'm no doper" Armstrong. Isn't she going to defend Tao too?? heh.

Maybe she will blame some German soccer player for Tao's behavior? heh.

Funny, funny shit! :D
 






Where is Tinkrbelle?

She defended Lance "I'm no doper" Armstrong. Isn't she going to defend Tao too?? heh.

Maybe she will blame some German soccer player for Tao's behavior? heh.

Funny, funny shit! :D

Seriously, what is the matter with you heh-man?
 






Where is Tinkrbelle?

She defended Lance "I'm no doper" Armstrong. Isn't she going to defend Tao too?? heh.

Maybe she will blame some German soccer player for Tao's behavior? heh.

Funny, funny shit! :D

Good God do you even believe the shhit you write??? You have obvious comprehension problems.
 












Where is Tinkrbelle?

She defended Lance "I'm no doper" Armstrong. Isn't she going to defend Tao too?? heh.

Maybe she will blame some German soccer player for Tao's behavior? heh.

Funny, funny shit! :D

No, I blame you for all of Taos problems, and all of ND problems, and Penn State problems, oh and yeah the Iraq war too-- you are to blame for everything going wrong
 






No, I blame you for all of Taos problems, and all of ND problems, and Penn State problems, oh and yeah the Iraq war too-- you are to blame for everything going wrong

Hey Tink - how 'bout Lance "I'm no doper" Armstrong and Manatee Tao on the POTUS-VP ticket for 2016? Wouldn't that be cool? You could put "Lance/Manatee in 2016" bumper stickers all over your pharma ride! hah! :D
 






Did you folks figure out Mantatee's interview with ESPN yet?

The interview was not on camera or video. Only a closed door transcript. heh. And the transcript was EDITED after the fact. heh. IMO the purpose was to float a trial balloon to see how the public would react to the story line. If it flies he would do a follow-up interview with one of the mainstream interview harlots. I've heard rumors that he's got one planned with Couric. heh.

So, according to the story line, he had a 4 year on-line Face-Book type relationship with the imaginary GF. Remember when we were initially told that he met her as a Freshman after a Stanford game? heh. Toss that out. The story has since changed. But Mantatee only got serious and 'fell madly in love' 3 1/2 years into it after she allegely got into a life threatening car crash and wasn't able to speak. That's convenient, eh? Of course, nobody would believe that he was madly in love with a woman for 4 years and never saw her. He his handlers had to play with the time line here IMO. So Mantatee apparently called her repeatedly at the LA hospital (unnamed, of course) and spoke to her in long-winded conversations as she was only able to breath into the phone. He never visited the hospital when his new-found flame was allegedly on her death bed in a coma. And where are the phone records? All phone companies are required by law to keep records of phone calls, especially long-distance calls. Where are they? Bring them to your next interview, ok Mantatee? Oh, and the funniest part was that she woke from her coma while Mantatee was on the phone with her. Like the miracle at Galalee!!! HAH! :D

Oh, and there was a time when both of them were on the same Island in Hawaii visiting separate relatives. He claims that they were visiting on opposite sides of the Island and that she rarely saw her relatives and wasn't able to cut loose for a few hours. So they didn't hook up. heh. And I suppose Mantatee's parents didn't have a car that he would drive to see her. Or he couldn't use a friend's car or even rent a car to see the woman of his dreams that he had never met before! heh.

Oh, and most people today use Skype during long-distance phone calls so that they can see their loved ones while having conversations. Quite easy to do. Mantatee said that he tried to use Skype but would only get a black screen and couldn't connect. However, his imaginary GF on the other end of the line told him that she could see him perfectly well and see herself as she spoke to him. But Mantatee was never able to connect with Skype no matter how many times he tried to! heh. :D

Another funny part was that the ESPN interviewer claimed to believe Mantatee's story despite all the holes. heh.

Naturally with NFL contracts on the horizon there's a shitload of money on the line here, isn't there, folks?

Stay tuned!

I would love to see a dual interview with Lance and Mantatee with Larry King as the interviewer! HAH! Man oh man! Wouldn't that be a show!!!! HAH! :D
 












Latest mock draft has him dropping from the middle of the first round, to the middle of the second round.

Libluvs, let me ask you this: If you owned an NFL team would you hire him?

The Alabama game proved that he's really not that good of a LB. They ran over him and passed through him. So IMO he's really not a quality player. Much of his notierity was based upon the false story lines. I could name 18 college LB's who are better than him. This was a hype show created by the media that refused to let the lie die. None of them even sourced the GF. Imagine this. She was in a car accident and hospitalized in Los Angeles. None of the media bothered to source this claim. Then she died of leukemia. Nobody in the media searched for the obituary news? Strange, eh??? Based on this story, why would ANYBODY trust what the media says about anything?

So besides being a college LB with questionable skills on the field, now he's got this dark cloud hanging over his head - with his family as his fierce supporters in the media. hmmm. Do you think the family has anything to gain from this??? heh.

So would YOU hire him, Libluvs??? ;)

I wouldn't touch the guy with a 40 foot Hawaiian bamboo pole myself.
 






It is absolutely pathetic that a college player makes up pretend pussy. Could have gotten any yet he pretends he has a hot girlfriend who dies. This guy will be the laughing stock of the sports world for a long time. If it wasn't a publicity stunt, he's really too pathetic to be taken seriously.
 






If that was my son I'd take him out behind the woodshed. It wouldn't matter to me if he was 22. I'd pull the razor strap out of retirement. Disgracing the family name in front of the entire nation is inexcusable. Imagine going to work and having all the guys ask you if your adult son had imaginary playmates as a toddler. I wonder if he was laying liplocks on his laptop??? :D
 












Now I understand that during his latest interview with Katy Couric that he ADMITTED to lying about the hoax after he found out about it. He ADMITTED to trying to cover it up.

My philosophy has always been "once a liar, always a liar".

You see, there was no way for him to lie and get around the FACT that he knew about the hoax and failed to come clean.

This is all so obvious to me. I don't buy any of this bullshit.

And if I owned an NFL team and he wanted me to hire him I would tell him to 'fuck off'.