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greet job feller! that there visit to that decter shud hel tose sails rite away. I tinken i mite need to go paractice on my mammy's decter. I mite run down younder on mondey and see wat he tinks of that there poetant antebitic. As for the feller ahed of me, i reckon i am putttin a lot of enargy in this here job. i just got sinned on and i ned some time to pruve myself out there to that them deckters. My uncle vernon is a that there meth prodocer with a high fency punch don't make me send me in your derection.... thre u lilly lipped punk... i reckon why dats wey they brot in us neew guns to show u ya'll how to sell some fency antebitics.
 






A big howdy to that feller over yonder. I done wint out aginn and talk to anoder 2 docter yesturday. I put on paws sute n ty he buy from that there sears and robucks male order that he done give me. I wint on into the county seat witch have the bigger town round hear. I find me one of them big bildens. It were a perfeshinal bildin that have lot of docters in em. I find this docter who seem in a rush en git up on the rong side of his bed. That lady in the winder think Im a donut delivry person en I say aginn no I a drug sailsmen. She ask me if I kin git her some lunch fer the offase. I tell her I consiter goin a pick it up after furst I see that docter. She git real happy and say she gonna call him. She were kinda fat so i thenk maybe she have a hard time carying everyonez lunch. Anyway hear come thet docter en I givem a frendly slap on hes sholder. I learn him all I know about that specterosherif. He were real inpashent en he talk at me really fast with lot of em big words. Nobody crying an he talkin about 3 teers an sumpin about INsurance and formulers. Dont know why he done change the subgect and talk about INsurance. He were talkin real fast like en he were gitin more inpashent en unhappy. I say look hear docter ain no reson to git all upsit an I were gonna cary his secritary's lunch on in. But he done told me not to bothur. I done left en fergot to tell him I gonna bringim some drugs nexttime. I done hope that fat lady understand when she got to carry her oen lunch.
Next I wint into a difrent docters offace. I say only few word and they not very frendly an ask me to leav. I say, but I here to sell drugs. They say the docter aint gonna talk at me en if I dont leav imeediatly they were callin tha law. I done hitailed it outa that there perfeshonal bilden. Dern, I hope he have good reeson bein like that. Them other docters were more perfeshonal.
I done rekin I gonna ask them caroliner trainrs how they done deal with that kinder docter.
 






Weel, to day I brang a docter some them there creempuffts than granny make last nite aftur are sunday dinner. It were messsy but I figure their be more them there fat ladys in them docter offise winders. Sure nuff I found me nuther bilding. Furst I wint into the rong offise en it were a loyers offise. I tippt my coonskin hat en sed sorry. Down hall were the docter offise. That thar fat lady love them creempuffts ate em all up en dint give none to no docter. She call the docter but he dont come out for more than houwer. Finaly here he come en I tell him I shure sorry his secritary eat all them creempufts. I say hidey-ho Im a gonna be there new pharmer sailsman fer cornarstones. I tell him in couple weeks I kin bringem some Ellerex dozer paks fer that there ragweed sneeezin, en some real poetant annebodic name specrochef fer killin all them little buggers en germs en also help looosens up yer feeesees. All asuddin he hed to run over to some imergensy en so I sayed I cach em on the flip flop after thenksgiven.
 






I done wint yesturdee to that their county hospitle en find me a docter to recomend that specrochef. I say shurenuff you done herd of that there mercer superbug be killin some folk. I say, I rekin that poetint specrochef be able to kill that there mercer on a count of that mic90 bein right on up there. I sed I just done read about this here baiter lactams enhibishen who I rekin be some good fightin gainst that there mercer germ. He done look at me some cockhide, but I rekin that there docter have lot on his mind. I done tell em good day en I jump back in to my pickup truck. It look like he were writin down my lisense tag. I rekin I muster empressed him plum good.
 






Weel, jumpin catfish. To day just a round that there lunchtime, I here me some bangin on my front door. I look out my winder and see a PO-lise car and a black 4 door seedan. I open the door and there 2 fellers in soots stand side of the law man. That POliseman in a real bad mood en he ask if the fellers kin come in. I say shure. One feller be some fedral marshel en the other from the FDA. They done ask me queshons bout that there drug sails. I shure proud. I say I startup with that there cornstoner. They done ask me if I were down at that there county hospitle yesturday. I say, shure I were talkin to one of them there docter. I tell you, that poliseman were in a real fowl mood. He unfrendly and downrit meen to me. Then that there FDA feller ask if he and the marshel talk to me in privet. I say I rekin so. I shure glad that poliseman don't foller us. That FDA feller say some docter done call to envestigate. He want make shure I a real drug sailsman. I say I just start lernin. He tell me that iffen I were experenst he wood have to give me a sitashon fer that there off lablin descushens. Oooeee, my unkle Snook en his boy Elroy both get sitashons from bein in the US army. Thay thell me thay be back now ifen I have any more off lable descushens. I say ok feller next time I serv up some fresh viddles. That there poliseman were snoopin round en they tell him thy ready to go. They strutin over to there cars en I say yall come back now. Well goleee, I rekin ifen I done git me a sitashen from the govmint, I can hanger in a frame on the wall just like cousin Elroy. I shure feelin proud now.
 






This group will not hire good managers because they realize the model doesn't work. The commission only structure is unrealistic. When managers have issues they let them go. The more a manager is a yes person and the dumber they are the more likely to keep their job here.
 






Anonymous said:
This group will not hire good managers because they realize the model doesn't work. The commission only structure is unrealistic. When managers have issues they let them go. The more a manager is a yes person and the dumber they are the more likely to keep their job here.
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Woe now feller! What makes you rekin that commmisssions only aint worth a tinkers dime? I one of them there fancy new hires. I talkin up them there dokters and lernin them all about that Spectercef offishel and off labelin usages. I hopin that I git a sitashen from the G-man when he come back this hear parts agen.
 






I speak for a lot of people and I am telling you that your inbread jethrow spelling is becoming a little annoying. There are only about 3 people in this company who would do some shit like that, its old and not funny anymore. Tap, Tap. Tap.... is this thing on????? Get a new one buddy
 






Anonymous said:
I speak for a lot of people and I am telling you that your inbread jethrow spelling is becoming a little annoying. There are only about 3 people in this company who would do some shit like that, its old and not funny anymore. Tap, Tap. Tap.... is this thing on????? Get a new one buddy
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WRONG!!!
It never was funny. I think we all know that the small-minded people posting the crap on her probably don't even work for the company anymore!
 












Anonymous said:
I speak for a lot of people and I am telling you that your inbread jethrow spelling is becoming a little annoying. There are only about 3 people in this company who would do some shit like that, its old and not funny anymore. Tap, Tap. Tap.... is this thing on????? Get a new one buddy
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You a speakin fer a lota people are ya feller? The only thang that is a annoyin is Mr. Collard Greens a havin to hire us cummison fellers to cum bail yer ass out of the fire. From what I can done ben tellin thiers only bout 3 fellers in this hear company that know how to cell. An lissten hear feller yer cellin skills aint no count so you can kiss my kountry ass!!!! If in you got somin else to say you a mosey on back and done did say it!

Skeeter
 






Anonymous said:
You a speakin fer a lota people are ya feller? The only thang that is a annoyin is Mr. Collard Greens a havin to hire us cummison fellers to cum bail yer ass out of the fire. From what I can done ben tellin thiers only bout 3 fellers in this hear company that know how to cell. An lissten hear feller yer cellin skills aint no count so you can kiss my kountry ass!!!! If in you got somin else to say you a mosey on back and done did say it!

Skeeter
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Yes another classic. Where have you gone, Skeeter?
 






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