Thanks for the book

[Anonymous]

My cat thought the same thing.

My bird liked it on the bottom of the cage.

 

[Anonymous]

Oh dear me, such a waste! Mine's in the fireplace keeping me warm tonight; so cold here in the midwest! Thanks, Miles.

Oh my, Oh my! and Oh Dear Me! I'm all snuggled up with my sweetie, glass of wine and popcorn as we watch the fire "ablaze" and "the book" is burning! Thanks Abbott!!

 

[Anonymous]

My bird liked it on the bottom of the cage.

What a waste! (no pun intended).

Think eBay! Sure no one will pay more than a dollar, but you can really screw them on the postage.

 

[Anonymous]

Have PRIDE in your company's history of SUCCESS!! I am disgusted by the quality of our sales force today! Back in my day being an Abbott Rep was deemed an HONOR!! I hope Security finds out who is posting all the negative trash and fire their as*e*!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Have PRIDE in your company's history of SUCCESS!! I am disgusted by the quality of our sales force today! Back in my day being an Abbott Rep was deemed an HONOR!! I hope Security finds out who is posting all the negative trash and fire their as*e*!!!

I just ran out of Cottonelle butt paper, but lucky for ME I had the Abbott book in the trashcan near the toilet!

The pages weren't as soft, but after I wet them, it felt like heaven as I wiped my anus!! Ahh!! Sooo fresh, soooo clean!!

Thanks Abbott! Coo Coo Cachoo means I luv u!!

 

[Anonymous]

Have PRIDE in your company's history of SUCCESS!! I am disgusted by the quality of our sales force today! Back in my day being an Abbott Rep was deemed an HONOR!! I hope Security finds out who is posting all the negative trash and fire their as*e*!!!

Sounds like you are a miserable retiree with nothing more to do than read Cafe Pharma and the literature provided by AbbVie so of course you are mortified. I highly recommend the library for more interesting reading that won't get you so bent out of shape and help you to stop living in the past.

 

[Anonymous]

Sounds like you are a miserable retiree with nothing more to do than read Cafe Pharma and the literature provided by AbbVie so of course you are mortified. I highly recommend the library for more interesting reading that won't get you so bent out of shape and help you to stop living in the past.

Tell him, G! This dude reached the height of his career as an Abbott DM in 1975 wearing bell bottom pants and rockin' dat 8 track player with disco tunes in a Reliant K car!

He was big pimpin' back in the day, yo!

 

[Anonymous]

What a waste! (no pun intended).

Think eBay! Sure no one will pay more than a dollar, but you can really screw them on the postage.

Na hah, I think Etsy. After my birdies are done each day I remove the page and sell it on Etsy as avant-garde art and then put a new page in. I also sell the videos of my birdies in action as performance art. What a profit maker!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Tell him, G! This dude reached the height of his career as an Abbott DM in 1975 wearing bell bottom pants and rockin' dat 8 track player with disco tunes in a Reliant K car!

He was big pimpin' back in the day, yo!

Punk response, have you no dignity?

 

[Anonymous]

I just ran out of Cottonelle butt paper, but lucky for ME I had the Abbott book in the trashcan near the toilet!

The pages weren't as soft, but after I wet them, it felt like heaven as I wiped my anus!! Ahh!! Sooo fresh, soooo clean!!

Thanks Abbott! Coo Coo Cachoo means I luv u!!

Personally I use Charmin. I found the pages a little scratchy also. Thanks for the wetting tip. I still have it next to my toilet. I try it as soon as I get home from trying to sell Creon all day!

 

[Anonymous]

Personally I use Charmin. I found the pages a little scratchy also. Thanks for the wetting tip. I still have it next to my toilet. I try it as soon as I get home from trying to sell Creon all day!

Where is your territory? Maybe we can meet for lunch.

 

[Anonymous]

Personally I use Charmin. I found the pages a little scratchy also. Thanks for the wetting tip. I still have it next to my toilet. I try it as soon as I get home from trying to sell Creon all day!

Be careful when wetting it; the printing was probably done in China and may have lead in it; of course then you might have a lawsuit against AbbVie for giving you a dangerous item to play with.

 

[Anonymous]

Punk response, have you no dignity?

Chomp on dese nutz!! KAAARUNCHH!!

 

[Anonymous]

I am ashamed that we have left our great pharma business to a bunch of whiny punks. Back in my day when we were growing pharma, we faced significant challenges every year!! Did we cry to our mommy about the problems, NO! We rolled up our sleeves and kept going forward and turned lemons into lemonade!!! I for one am selling my Abbvie stock because we have nothing but self entitled weaklings working for our company now!!

 

[Anonymous]

Where is your territory? Maybe we can meet for lunch.

I'm in New England near Boston and you? are you male or female? single or divorced or married?

 

[Anonymous]

I'm in New England near Boston and you? are you male or female? single or divorced or married?

I'm wherever or whomever you want me to be. I'll meet you for lunch at the black dog. Catch the ferry asap.

 

[Anonymous]

I am ashamed that we have left our great pharma business to a bunch of whiny punks. Back in my day when we were growing pharma, we faced significant challenges every year!! Did we cry to our mommy about the problems, NO! We rolled up our sleeves and kept going forward and turned lemons into lemonade!!! I for one am selling my Abbvie stock because we have nothing but self entitled weaklings working for our company now!!

As a fellow sales rep retiree, I totally support your observation! Who is hiring these gutless wonders???

 

[Anonymous]

My dog did not like the texture of the paper.

poor quality paper.

 

[Anonymous]

Chomp on dese nutz!! KAAARUNCHH!!

You sir are not a team player!! Whilst your language is crude and shows a boorish streak, you may be able to be civilized with proper guidance.

 

[Anonymous]

As a fellow sales rep retiree, I totally support your observation! Who is hiring these gutless wonders???

Dear Retirees,
As a person close to retirement age, may I just say that you numbnuts have no idea how the corporate climate has changed in the last 15 years and how disrespectfully people are treated now, how much work has been added on (mostly busy work), and how times have changed. Perhaps you sat on your ass while the money rolled in, now you are expected to be a trained monkey and do any number of mindnumbing, unnecessary activities to please your masters. Stop adding to this with your thoughtless commentary, when you have no idea what is going on. Go and get a hobby and stop gloating about "In my day....blah...blah...blah". It's a freaking bore. Give your financial advisor a call and bother him.
Thanks!