T.O.N.Y

[anonymous]

This is Tony. Give me one Christmas present, tell me who you are. Grow a pair. Be a man. Show yourself.

Seriously?! U speak of being a man? Then practice what u preach and be a man! Start by having the balls to spell your name correctly... its TONI - with an I at the end...right? or u gonna be a liar? Be the man and fess up

 

[anonymous]

What happened to Tony, Tony, Tony? Last seen in PF Chang’s parking lot doing push ups with Colt on his back.

 

[anonymous]

Yo yo yo. This is Tony. I wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year. None of this anonymous coward stuff anymore on cafe pharma please!

You are obviously jealous and obsessed with Tony. Get over it!

 

[anonymous]

Not jealous, just miss doing donkey calf raises on his back at the gym.

 

[anonymous]

Ok, CW. Put your pants back on...

 

[anonymous]

I still want to vomit when I see the name Tony! Is he still at Insys?

 

[anonymous]

What’s going on with Insys stock ?
Going up like crazy

After a steady toboggan ride, why is it soaring?

No public announcement. Hmmm smells funny. Somebody knows something

 

[anonymous]

Yo! Yo! The only thing I smell is the new batch of Old Spice I just smacked on my Brooklyn jewels. Don’t mess with me...wanna fight?! I’m the best Account Manager in the industry. And it’s Toni! Not with a Y.

 

[anonymous]

BREAKING NEWS—-
BIG TONY IS OUT. I REPEAT—BIG TONY’S REIGN OF TERROR IS FINISHED! I CAN NOW CONFIRM TONY P WAS FIRED LAST FRIDAY AFTERNOON. ANONYMOUS SOURCES SAY SCOTT HAD ENOUGH OF TONY P ACTING LIKE HE WAS THE GODFATHER OF THIS BEATCH AND FIRED IS EGO ASS.

PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER NEWS!!

INSYS ONCE AGAIN PROVING THAT INSTABILITY IS THE NEW BLACK!!


IN OTHER DEVELOPMENTS DR DEAN HAS ALSO LEFT THIS SHIT STORM CALLED INSYS. THIS PLACE IS LIKE CHERNOBYL THE DAY BEFORE SOMEONE LEFT THE “EXPLODE SWITCH” TURNED ON.

STAY TUNED THIS WEEK FOR MORE OF “WHAT’S A BIGGER SHIT SHOW THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OR THE MOTAHARI ADMINISTRATION?!?!”

 

[anonymous]

BREAKING NEWS—

TONY P IS OUT! TONY’S REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!! ANONYMOUS SOURCES SAY SCOTT FIRED TONY LAST FRIDAY AFTERNOON AFTER TIRING OF TONY THINKING HE WAS THE GODFATHER OF THIS BEEAAATTTCCCHH!

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS!

IN OTHER NEWS DR. DEAN HAS ALSO LEFT THIS TOTAL SHIT SHOW. THIS COMPANY IS LIKE CHERNOBYL THE DAY BEOFRE SOMEONE LEFT THE “EXPLODE” SWITCH ON

TONIGHT’S LEAD STORY “TONY P IS OUT” AND THE WEEKLY POINT/COUNTERPOINT DEBATE: “WHATS A BIGGER MESS? THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OR THE MOTAHARI ADMINISTRATION”

 

[anonymous]

Can anyone confirm this?

 

[anonymous]

Fake news? Or real news on TP?

 

[anonymous]

This is true, Tony is gone. (just three years to late)

 

[anonymous]

Fake news? Or real news on TP?

Yes it’s true. It took way to long. Corporate HR is seriously a joke. Is anyone really surprised it took this long?? If HR was actually doing their jobs instead of sucking off executives all day then he would have been gone a long time ago.

 

[anonymous]

So true, the worst HR department ever! KC and DH are so incompetent it's beyond belief. Boogles the mind how they haven't been fired.

 

[anonymous]

So true, the worst HR department ever! KC and DH are so incompetent it's beyond belief. Boogles the mind how they haven't been fired.

Seriously! Please tell me what the fuck Keith, Debbie, and Tarah do all day... Why do we have three people doing 1 person’s job??? I call HR and can never get through to anyone and NEVER get a call back. I hear from sources they’re all just BSing all day.

 

[anonymous]

Hey Toni P you need any help filling out those fast food job applications? I hear they can be tricky! Pick BK cuz there they let you wear a paper crown! All hail the king!

 

[anonymous]

You talkin’ to me?! It’s Toni with an I! You wanna fight? I’m better den dat place. I’m heading back to Brooklyn, I miss the bear position.

 

[anonymous]

Yes! This is music to my ears. Toni will be an amazing employee at the local sneaker store telling everyone that he used to be a VP at a company but quit because he was to cool. Maybe colt can hook him up with a job at the local Outback Steakhouse cleaning tables? Or they can do gay porn together?

 

[anonymous]

Yo yo yo.