Nothing is better that to watch the lunch cows slurp down spaghetti and watch the sauce pool around their lips as they slurp! Their eys roll back into their fat heads in pure ecstasy as they hurriedly stab at their bowl to impale another mouthful while trying to stuff a bread stick in the same time. You can see their jugular veins strain as their blood pressure rises along with their beet red faces! I keep hoping one will fall out of their chair with a full blown MI and wonder to myself will I be able to contain my laughter as they breathe their last breath! Or even better serve a spicy Mexican lunch and watch the beads of smelly sweat as it accumulates on their foreheads that are lined with fat rolls! Every one of them wearing their Capri pants that someday will not longer be able to contain their fat asses, as their fat shakes and shimmers as they walk over for another serving of tiramisu! You look at them in wonderment wondering how they are able to reach around to wipe their gargantuan asses as they struggle to find their ass holes!
I can’t wait until my next lunch tomorrow and watch the FAT QUEEN who would weigh in at a remarkable 400+ lbs to literally attack my lunch! You can hear her elephant size thighs rubbing together as she waddles down the hall barely containing her excitement over a free lunch. Hopefully she will be wearing sandals whose straps must be made of woven steel strands to take the pressure. I love seeing her blood starved toes peeking out from under her feet fat as if they are struggling to breathe!
I can’t wait until my next lunch tomorrow and watch the FAT QUEEN who would weigh in at a remarkable 400+ lbs to literally attack my lunch! You can hear her elephant size thighs rubbing together as she waddles down the hall barely containing her excitement over a free lunch. Hopefully she will be wearing sandals whose straps must be made of woven steel strands to take the pressure. I love seeing her blood starved toes peeking out from under her feet fat as if they are struggling to breathe!