My ship's comin' in BABY!!!!
I'm just waiting for my check to arrive!!! I understand it's coming real soon, much sooner than that IPO. I'm already thinkin' up plenty of ideas on how to spend the MOOOOoooLLLLAAAAAaaa! New Blackberry, higher octane gas for my Yugo, home internet access instead of free coffee shop wifi, real leather wingtips instead of those vinyl boats I've been wearing.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS.
CABLES: CENBANK
TELEGRAM: CENBANK
FROM THE DESK OF: Professor Charles C. Soludo Executive Governor,Central Bank Of Nigeria (CBN), International Remittance Department, Corporate Headquarters: # CBN House, Tinubu Square,
213 Eleke Crescent-Victoria Island, Marina, Lagos, Nigeria, West Africa.
P.O.Box 55037 Falomo
Ikoyi Lagos Island Marina.
Tel: +234-702-778-1666
EMAIL :
ccbnexecutive.govoffice@yahoo.it
YOUR IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.
Dear former Koss Superstar:
Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while ago.
I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Prof. Charles Soludo) the rightful Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Executive Chairman of "E.C.D.R".
During the auditing and closing of all financial records of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) it was discovered from the records of outstanding Foreign contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria in The year 2008 that your name and company is next on the list of those who Will receive their fund.
On the 27th of May 2007, the Newly Elected President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA) introduced a Commission named the E.C.D.R" (Executive Committee on Debt Recovery) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.) and the Federal Government of Nigeria. This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/fund delays/interrupted funds Payments and to also Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large, Presently we are being paid by the American Government in other to avert Scam and also to avert beneficiary funds delays here in Nigeria.
I wish to officially notify you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in our file,your outstanding contract payment is USD $10.7 Million dollars (Ten million seven hundred thousand united states dollars).
Kindly re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm the information below to enable this office proceed and finalize your fund remittance without further delays.
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Working Id/Int'l passport
As soon as the above information are receive, your payment will be Made available to any Option you will like your Fund to be release to you.
PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO,
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
Tel: +234-702-778-1666
EMAIL :
cbnexecutive.govoffice@yahoo.it