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anonymous said:
It's been so quiet over here. Did all of the regular posters quit after the 8/7 D-Day?

I haven't heard of anyone leaving the company.
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What happened on 8/7. I'm a former Employee who is curious what has been going on over there. Hopefully it has been better since I left. A lot of good people that I worked with are still at UHS.
 
















































Ok, ok. You guys got me. This IS Dave. I just can't help myself. I'm very lonely.
So here's the deal on 8/7. Every employee was issued a 10 digit number - the raffle to be the new CFO is THIS FRIDAY !! Keep your numbers handy people, because you know we don't track squat. YOU could be the next leader (or scapegoat) to help transform our great company back into the leader of renting rusty old broken equipment to help save lives!!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL!
 






anonymous said:
Ok, ok. You guys got me. This IS Dave. I just can't help myself. I'm very lonely.
So here's the deal on 8/7. Every employee was issued a 10 digit number - the raffle to be the new CFO is THIS FRIDAY !! Keep your numbers handy people, because you know we don't track squat. YOU could be the next leader (or scapegoat) to help transform our great company back into the leader of renting rusty old broken equipment to help save lives!!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL!
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This is the real "Dave". Sorry but I had nothing to do with this thread. Sorry to disappoint.
 






anonymous said:
This is the real "Dave". Sorry but I had nothing to do with this thread. Sorry to disappoint.
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Whatever you do on this thread, do not exceed the number of replies which Dave generated in the "What's New". Thread. I am afraid that poor Dave, on the beach, south of the Mason Dixon Line, early retiree, may fall apart, as his sole purpose was to win the most replies rewards.
 






anonymous said:
Whatever you do on this thread, do not exceed the number of replies which Dave generated in the "What's New". Thread. I am afraid that poor Dave, on the beach, south of the Mason Dixon Line, early retiree, may fall apart, as his sole purpose was to win the most replies rewards.
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Remember that I already won my bet. Not only that but I have already cashed in my prize and spent a glorious day on a very nice charter fishing craft helping solve the sport fish overpopulation problem. So now your concern for my bet winning is not needed, but thanks for helping me win. We raised several cold beverages in honor of your Dave fixation both while fishing and while enjoying our fish cookout on the beach. I recommend this lifestyle to all my UHS brothers/sisters. Thanks so much for all the help.
 






anonymous said:
Remember that I already won my bet. Not only that but I have already cashed in my prize and spent a glorious day on a very nice charter fishing craft helping solve the sport fish overpopulation problem. So now your concern for my bet winning is not needed, but thanks for helping me win. We raised several cold beverages in honor of your Dave fixation both while fishing and while enjoying our fish cookout on the beach. I recommend this lifestyle to all my UHS brothers/sisters. Thanks so much for all the help.
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You are so busy telling your BS, just do whatever the bleep you really do and shut up loser.
 






anonymous said:
You are so busy telling your BS, just do whatever the bleep you really do and shut up loser.
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Oh boo-hoo. You just can't stand that other people actually enjoy their lives. You have to come back with nasty, mean replies. I have told everyone here what I "really do", so just be such a hater. Go back to school and try to better both yourself and your life situation if you are unhappy with how things are going for you. Find your own inner peace even if you don't get to spend your evenings watching the relaxing scenery of waves, beach, and sea birds
 






anonyemous said:
Oh boo-hoo. You just can't stand that other people actually enjoy their lives. You have to come back with nasty, mean replies. I have told everyone here what I "really do", so just be such a hater. Go back to school and try to better both yourself and your life situation if you are unhappy with how things are going for you. Find your own inner peace even if you don't get to spend your evenings watching the relaxing scenery of waves, beach, and sea birds
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Who is this idiot? I/we work for UHS, a dying ship, and you are a talking robot, about your self serving non existent BS. It is usually BS artists who portray themselves as something they are not, and you, a girlie man attention Wh must have too much free time, if you indeed exist.
 






anonymous said:
Who is this idiot? I/we work for UHS, a dying ship, and you are a talking robot, about your self serving non existent BS. It is usually BS artists who portray themselves as something they are not, and you, a girlie man attention Wh must have too much free time, if you indeed exist.
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Way too much time inhaling those cleaning fumes !
Hopefully you're nicer to our customers... but probably not.
 












anonymous said:
You have no customers. If you are Dave the DBag, it is understandable.
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Ok. UHS prime problem revealed... We hire nut-jobs.
Give us 5 of the top problems you face on a daily basis.
We will carefully analyze them in our high-powered think tanks.
After 2 to 3 weeks we will draft a flaccid plan.
Once we've had 3 to 4 national 'reflection' meetings, we will deliver a completely different plan.
This plan you will choke on and swallow and all will be well.

Amen.
 






anonymous said:
Ok. UHS prime problem revealed... We hire nut-jobs.
Give us 5 of the top problems you face on a daily basis.
We will carefully analyze them in our high-powered think tanks.
After 2 to 3 weeks we will draft a flaccid plan.
Once we've had 3 to 4 national 'reflection' meetings, we will deliver a completely different plan.
This plan you will choke on and swallow and all will be well.

Amen.
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Top 5 problems:

Leadership
Commissions
Leadership
Commissions
Dave
 






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