Six Sigma ruined my life

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Anonymous said:
Yes. All those THINGS make a person happy!! Too bad you need to take so many drugs to be happy. And wifey needs to knock off the cocktails and pills.

So does the snotty brat who never worked a day in his life.

Soulless, mindless consumerism.......

Hard to know whether people like you for you, or your money....
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Just remember, I'm paying the taxes that go towards your unemployment check, and your children's unemployment check, and your grandchildren's unemployment check. They're just chips off the old unemployed rock.
 






Anonymous said:
Yep, Six Sigma is a bad concept. It only happened to come out of Motorola, which only happened to have invented the cell phone. Yesiree, very bad concept.
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This is quite possibly the biggest indictment of the initiative ever. Motorola, a once great company is a complete shamble now.

If JL has any brains, he will get out of fipnet and six sigma while he is still running a company. He is on his way to getting the Vaughn Bryson treatment. Directors are crawling all over the company on "special visits."
 






Just remember this.

China is in control and you will be picking up rocks in a field for work. No one will sign your unemployment check because there won't be one.

Bye bye LLY
 






Anonymous said:
Just remember this.

China is in control and you will be picking up rocks in a field for work. No one will sign your unemployment check because there won't be one.

Bye bye LLY
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Don't be so paranoid.

Maybe a "cultural revolution" is just what's needed.

Send all staff director level and above into the field to work with the docs, also into manufacturing to work with the staff there, also into distribution to work with those. Also into legal, also into all the other trenches.

Would do a world of good.
 












Anonymous said:
I couldn't believe that there was a six sigma dept. in our company. It's a frigin waste of money! Use common sense, that's it.
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But our internal meta analysis (done with six sigma tools) shows a dramatic improvement in the number of hits to failed leads. According to Gordon Moore, if you double the rate of failure, you will double the rate of progress. Simple you see!
 












Six sigma is the worst thing that ever happened to Lilly. Just a bunch of butt kissers wasting days on end to help nothing. Then they promote them to ruin yet more year after year. It's just great forcing everything into a fix for manufacturing processes. Fools - they've just driven everything into the ground. Hopefully their special little Fisher's house has bedbugs.
 






Anonymous said:
Six sigma is the worst thing that ever happened to Lilly. Just a bunch of butt kissers wasting days on end to help nothing. Then they promote them to ruin yet more year after year. It's just great forcing everything into a fix for manufacturing processes. Fools - they've just driven everything into the ground. Hopefully their special little Fisher's house has bedbugs.
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But we will be just likke motorola
 






Anonymous said:
This is quite possibly the biggest indictment of the initiative ever. Motorola, a once great company is a complete shamble now.

If JL has any brains, he will get out of fipnet and six sigma while he is still running a company. He is on his way to getting the Vaughn Bryson treatment. Directors are crawling all over the company on "special visits."
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Change is in the air! Smell it, love it or leave it!
 






I use s.s. in my personal life. I time how long I make love with my husband, how long it takes the kids to eat, I have an app for it. My efficiency is boundless. I must strive to be more efficient every day. My metrics are really amazing.
 


















Anonymous said:
A Six Sigma asshole ruined my life ... but maybe not as much as he ruined his own ...
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Nice to hear, but I am afraid you are not alone. They are empowered jerks.

The right stuff to meet those metrics and screw everyone including themselves and the company. Ask the Motorola people, "was it worth it" ???
 










































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