Selling Pet Food

Human pharma people never make it in animal health because a) they think the are entitled to money like they made in human not realizing that those jobs are going away (gone). B) don't really have any selling skills and therefore, not able to hack it. C) tend to be whiny and irritate everyone and D) huma pharma reps tend to be very needy, which doesn't fly here in animal health.

Advice, don't waste your time, keep waiting for a job opportunity in human pharma that doesn't exist

Selling pet food is 100 times more prestigious than human health. That's why pharma is stocked with talented, outgoing (and good-looking) alpha types.
 


















Selling pet food is lower than selling office supplies. I mean how do you sit at the kitchen table at Thanksgiving and tell people what you do for a living with a straight face? Do people ooh and aww at what you do? Embarrassing. I hate that I had to take this sucky job. Why did I even go to college when I have to work with these r*****s?