Team,
In order to boost morale you can expect a FedEx delivery tomorrow of a giant silver screw.
"The circular pattern on the stem portion represents the circle of life. Unscrewing the screw represents the end of physical life and freedom of the soul in the afterlife . If a screw is "stripped" it reminds us that many times in life we just go around in circles not getting anywhere, but once again when it's removed we are free! If a screw is put in crooked, many times it's just like experiencing times in life when we reach a fork in the road and are "stuck" not sure which way to go....."
I'm not sure what this bullshit means but it's a tax write off.
Management