Sales rep excuses

[anonymous]

Angus here. Hey dickwad - it wasn’t great when I was here either. Now stop being a pussy and so your job.

Love
Angus

 

[anonymous]

I graduated with an English major so the only job for me was pharma sales.
There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

 

[anonymous]

I’m not going to be able to make my 8 calls today because I will be spending 6 hours doing a mindless expense report and entering names.

 

[anonymous]

I was at a meeting watching a couple of guys do what they call a fireside chat.

They promised to be transparent!
Hahahahaha!

 

[anonymous]

I graduated with a physical education major and the only company that would hire me is Shire. Why can't I get a bonus for doing 100 burpees?!? Bahahahahaha! It would be very INTERESTING to see the educational backgrounds of the Shire sales force!! Do any of these reps have business or marketing degrees?!? I am willing to bet a $1,000 that less 10% of the sales force have business or marketing degrees!!!!

 

[anonymous]

I graduated with a physical education major and the only company that would hire me is Shire. Why can't I get a bonus for doing 100 burpees?!? Bahahahahaha! It would be very INTERESTING to see the educational backgrounds of the Shire sales force!! Do any of these reps have business or marketing degrees?!? I am willing to bet a $1,000 that less 10% of the sales force have business or marketing degrees!!!!

Spot On!!

 

[anonymous]

I graduated with a physical education major and the only company that would hire me is Shire. Why can't I get a bonus for doing 100 burpees?!? Bahahahahaha! It would be very INTERESTING to see the educational backgrounds of the Shire sales force!! Do any of these reps have business or marketing degrees?!? I am willing to bet a $1,000 that less 10% of the sales force have business or marketing degrees!!!!

I do. I have a double major in business and marketing with a minor in chemistry so suck it!

 

[anonymous]

I do. I have a double major in business and marketing with a minor in chemistry so suck it!

If true and you’re in sales at Shire - no, you suck!

 

[anonymous]

If true and you’re in sales at Shire - no, you suck!

Is that why in my career I've consistently qualified for p club. Bc I suck? STFU

 

[anonymous]

Is that why in my career I've consistently qualified for p club. Bc I suck? STFU

BS. Doubt you’ve ever made p club. You suck b/c you’re a sales rep. In pharma that’s equal to a ups delivery driver.

 

[anonymous]

I was at a meeting watching a couple of guys do what they call a fireside chat.

They promised to be transparent!
Hahahahaha!

I actually like the fireside chats. Wish they would do more of them.

 

[anonymous]

BS. Doubt you’ve ever made p club. You suck b/c you’re a sales rep. In pharma that’s equal to a ups delivery driver.

I've been to 6 pclubs actually and 2 VP throughout my career. You can doubt it all you want, I went on the trips

 

[anonymous]

I’m not going to be able to make my 8 calls today because I will be spending 6 hours doing a mindless expense report and entering names.

Concur has turned into a nightmare! I can not believe how long expenses take now!

 

[anonymous]

Concur has turned into a nightmare! I can not believe how long expenses take now!

 

[anonymous]

If I don’t get my way or suck at my job - I just blame leadership. Works every time.

Sincerely,
Every rep at Shire

This may be the most truth on CP!

 

[anonymous]

If I don’t get my way or suck at my job - I just blame leadership. Works every time.

Sincerely,
Every rep at Shire

Sounds like someone in leadership is making excuses for sucking.

 

[anonymous]

Sounds like someone in leadership is making excuses for sucking.

NBU leadership laughs and pokes fun at each other about some of the things that are said about them here. I've been in meetings where it has happened.

 

[anonymous]

I didn't make my sales goals because I was too busy working out, shopping, picking up the kiddies, coaching soccer, making early dinner, making late breakfast, my alarm is set at 9:00AM, rush hour traffic is annoying so I must arrive late and leave early from my territory, my tanning salon appointment is always at 3:30PM, I am having an affair with a low decile doctor, Shire dental did not cover my veneers.

 

[anonymous]

I didn't make my sales goals because I was too busy working out, shopping, picking up the kiddies, coaching soccer, making early dinner, making late breakfast, my alarm is set at 9:00AM, rush hour traffic is annoying so I must arrive late and leave early from my territory, my tanning salon appointment is always at 3:30PM, I am having an affair with a low decile doctor, Shire dental did not cover my veneers.

Too Funny!!! Shire Euro reps work full days and outperform their lazy US cohorts!!

 

[anonymous]

Congrats on socialized medicine success.....