Rumor of Zombie Survival Shelter at LCC

[Anonymous]

Does anyone know how to get key card access?

Just curious for now, but you never know.

 

[Anonymous]

There is an "undocumented" vetting process.

But, I can tell you it doesn't hurt to have high precision accuracy in "head shots" just in case

 

[Anonymous]

I often feel like a zombie after countless hours of "off duty" entertainment, just doing my job.

Does that qualify for entry?

 

[Anonymous]

I often feel like a zombie after countless hours of "off duty" entertainment, just doing my job.

Does that qualify for entry?

No. Only after completing your CBT, due in minutes, ePM, ePM for your direct reports, providing secret feedback for your dotted-line colleagues and monitoring you 401(K) balance can you qualify to enter Sector ZombiELI.

 

[Anonymous]

Sure. I can't tell you exactly where it is, but keep your ears peeled for moans of "brains, brains, brains" --- they are looking for brains!

 

[Anonymous]

Do I need to bring provisions - the usual checklist applies I guess, junk food, water, ammo, TP, medical kit, communications gear, extra gas cans?

 

[Anonymous]

It's not a survival shelter at all.

You are talking about the M5 executive lounge.

To gain access, put on at least 30-40 pounds to your waistline, wear an aloha shirt on Friday and learn how to talk when no one is listening.

 

[Anonymous]

It's not a survival shelter at all.

You are talking about the M5 executive lounge.

To gain access, put on at least 30-40 pounds to your waistline, wear an aloha shirt on Friday and learn how to talk when no one is listening.

It might help to undergo some oxygen starvation "upstairs" to ensure that poker face look.

Like, "the lights are on but no one is at home" ... you would go undetected for sure.

 

[Anonymous]

Sure. I can't tell you exactly where it is, but keep your ears peeled for moans of "brains, brains, brains" --- they are looking for brains!

Why are they looking for brains? I thought LCC was the corporate nerve center, the cerebrum.

 

[Anonymous]

Is this the clue?

 

[Anonymous]

Is this the clue?

Yes.

 

[Anonymous]

My manager was meeting behind closed doors with HR and I heard moaning. Just now. Not sure if it was "brains brains brains" but it didn't sound good. Do you think?

 

[Anonymous]

If you see any more signs of infestation, report back at 18:00 hours. Out.

 

[Anonymous]

There is an "undocumented" vetting process.

But, I can tell you it doesn't hurt to have high precision accuracy in "head shots" just in case

The only "vetting" is, "leave your ethics at the turnstile"

 

[Anonymous]

Yes.

U don't have a clue, so stfu!

 

[Anonymous]

The only "vetting" is, "leave your ethics at the turnstile"

Is that all? I do that every morning already