RD National meeting thread!

[anonymous]

Let’s gooooooo

 

[anonymous]

Heard we are going all in on DEI just like Costco. Should be fun to double down.

 

[anonymous]

Just so excited that senior leaders are going to upskill me. Imagine the skills I might pick up:

-self promotion
-exaggerating to the top
-dodging skills when fielding IC questions
-regular RIFs and realignments to confuse both above and below
-turning setbacks into promotions
-surrounding oneself with devoted followers (even if it means placing drunks in RSD roles)
-tolerating ERG warriors who don't leave home
-backstabbing
-badmouthing subordinates who are smarter than me
-getting coaching guides in ahead of time
-avoiding any contact with customers regardless of the space worked

Let's get this up skilling going!

Next level, here we come!!!!!!

 

[anonymous]

I'm looking forward to being leveled up. Look around the Teams call. Lots of talented grifters.

 

[anonymous]

Just so excited that senior leaders are going to upskill me. Imagine the skills I might pick up:

-self promotion
-exaggerating to the top
-dodging skills when fielding IC questions
-regular RIFs and realignments to confuse both above and below
-turning setbacks into promotions
-surrounding oneself with devoted followers (even if it means placing drunks in RSD roles)
-tolerating ERG warriors who don't leave home
-backstabbing
-badmouthing subordinates who are smarter than me
-getting coaching guides in ahead of time
-avoiding any contact with customers regardless of the space worked

Let's get this up skilling going!

Next level, here we come!!!!!!

Over a decade of public school education in this post

 

[anonymous]

Perhaps….but all accurate! Such a waste of time and money…:but “leadership” gets to treat their subordinates like children, which makes them happy so we continue