Quest Diagnostics Is Like a Dive Bar

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anonymous

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Have any of you noticed this place is like a chain-smoking honky tonk, full of gossipers and misfits that make this place seem like a bad soap opera?

I read all these posts about the day drinking and the r*****s who drink the company Koolaid like it's fine wine.

One thing strikes me - why the gossipy, sorority culture of the company? Why?
 






I have been to many dive bars that have more class than the toxic setting here at Quest. One big reason for the situation you describe is the terrible corporate level leadership...never wrong, always right, know everything despite never a day in the field or carrying the bag, etc.
 






anonymous said:
I have been to many dive bars that have more class than the toxic setting here at Quest. One big reason for the situation you describe is the terrible corporate level leadership...never wrong, always right, know everything despite never a day in the field or carrying the bag, etc.
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Congratulations, son. You finally are correct at something. We are never wrong, we are always right and we know everything. Also, that "field" you work in was created by us. Learn your place. Hope this helps
 






anonymous said:
Congratulations, son. You finally are correct at something. We are never wrong, we are always right and we know everything. Also, that "field" you work in was created by us. Learn your place. Hope this helps
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Congratulations Farmer Ted. You are the king of the dipshits. Hope you live well and prosper in your shallow, pathetic lab job, son.
 






anonymous said:
Have any of you noticed this place is like a chain-smoking honky tonk, full of gossipers and misfits that make this place seem like a bad soap opera?

I read all these posts about the day drinking and the r*****s who drink the company Koolaid like it's fine wine.

One thing strikes me - why the gossipy, sorority culture of the company? Why?
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What we have noticed is your steadily declining performance, which was never particularly strong in the first place. While we had never seriously considered the possibility of you becoming one of our great new organization's superstars, we did hold out hope that you could at least be of some use to us.

What strikes me is that someone so bold online can be so timid when it comes to handling the simple tasks we have assigned you. It seems that opportunities at Burger King may be more in line with your limited skill set.

Hope this helps.
 






Groink said:
What we have noticed is your steadily declining performance, which was never particularly strong in the first place. While we had never seriously considered the possibility of you becoming one of our great new organization's superstars, we did hold out hope that you could at least be of some use to us.

What strikes me is that someone so bold online can be so timid when it comes to handling the simple tasks we have assigned you. It seems that opportunities at Burger King may be more in line with your limited skill set.

Hope this helps.
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Can I get another PBR and a shot of Jaeger? Would you mind turning up the juke box too? Thanks, son.
 






I wouldn't call it a dive bar, but more like a black and white film noir. In the spirit of Schindler's List with the SD's playing the role of Amon Goth. Somedays, you get up and go to work and Herr Kommandant decides to poke his head out the window and shoot you down. It really is vexatious for the spirit. I left 7 months ago and I still have former clients calling to ask for help because no one has reached out to them.
 






anonymous said:
I wouldn't call it a dive bar, but more like a black and white film noir. In the spirit of Schindler's List with the SD's playing the role of Amon Goth. Somedays, you get up and go to work and Herr Kommandant decides to poke his head out the window and shoot you down. It really is vexatious for the spirit. I left 7 months ago and I still have former clients calling to ask for help because no one has reached out to them.
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This is a good description. I do agree with the other poster that there are some dive bar qualities to QD. For instance, I am driving a clunker with 150K miles. I got my first brake job at 135K miles. I bet Everett and Steve drive better cars even though I do their dirty work?

The biggest thing about this place is the lack of respect so the Goth analogy is fitting. No matter what you do, the propaganda minister will tell you how bad you suck.

Glad you got the hell out of here. Are you happier? Nevermind, I already know the answer.
 






anonymous said:
This is a good description. I do agree with the other poster that there are some dive bar qualities to QD. For instance, I am driving a clunker with 150K miles. I got my first brake job at 135K miles. I bet Everett and Steve drive better cars even though I do their dirty work?

The biggest thing about this place is the lack of respect so the Goth analogy is fitting. No matter what you do, the propaganda minister will tell you how bad you suck.

Glad you got the hell out of here. Are you happier? Nevermind, I already know the answer.
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Someone with such limited skills is no doubt happier in their new career at Burger King. I doubt that you however have even what it takes to keep the line moving at the home of the whopper. Perhaps you should start at goodwill and work your way up from there. And remember,, your happiness at any given moment is what's most important. Hope this helps.
 






anonymous said:
Someone with such limited skills is no doubt happier in their new career at Burger King. I doubt that you however have even what it takes to keep the line moving at the home of the whopper. Perhaps you should start at goodwill and work your way up from there. And remember,, your happiness at any given moment is what's most important. Hope this helps.
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Looks like the creepy piker has crawled out from the sewer again. I bet this job is the best thing that's going to happen to you. Like a hick winning the lottery. Congratulations Mr small time. Hope this helps.
 












I'm with you on this. I wasn't here long but I was amazed at the NSM - the "hard" looking people walking around with no vision or purpose on their faces. That's a bad sign. I put in my two weeks last week and hope the best for you folks
 






anonymous said:
I'm with you on this. I wasn't here long but I was amazed at the NSM - the "hard" looking people walking around with no vision or purpose on their faces. That's a bad sign. I put in my two weeks last week and hope the best for you folks
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Really cream puff? You saw some "hard looking" people at the NSM and that compelled you to quit your job. Call the Dr. Laura show with your woes. You were obviously out of your league here and we cut you loose. Now move on to your new job at radio shack with the rest of your soft people.
 






anonymous said:
Really cream puff? You saw some "hard looking" people at the NSM and that compelled you to quit your job. Call the Dr. Laura show with your woes. You were obviously out of your league here and we cut you loose. Now move on to your new job at radio shack with the rest of your soft people.
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So bitter. So angry. Stick to your loser lab job buddy, it's the only thing you've got...
 


















anonymous said:
The company is more like a strip club. Tacky tattooed people. Tramps stamps. Glad I'm not part of the grossness anymore. Yuck
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Sounds like you are glad. That's why you are here at 2am, fresh off your shift at the Burger King, having moved on to a place with more class. Good luck getting the smell of French Fries out of your uniform and make sure my coffee is hot when I hit the drive thru in the morning. Good news for you though, it's hard to see tats under all that polyester.
 
























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