You fool! You have given away our secret sauce!
We take docs to strip clubs, get them drunk and take photos of them in uncompromising positions which we then use to blackmail them into stockpiling loads of our shitty drugs that they will never use. Quarterly sales go up and Rosen, Heron and Wall Street are happy!
The ROI on our ad boards is from the identification of new docs to blackmail.
As you can see we no longer need a sales team. Dust off your resume and GTFO!