Offered New Position Tonight

[Anonymous]

Lets not forget that blockbuster Lescol!

 

[Anonymous]

Best hang over cure ever Foriect - acetaminophen, butalbital, caffeine...who can forget that fast acting butalbital...OK don't worry about the liver, your headache was better. Ah the good old days...sales meetings in New Orleans......

 

[Anonymous]

Parlodel- 15 indications but only good for one thing- making you throw up.

 

[Anonymous]

Ok, I just got a call about a new position selling Take Action for Healthy BP sounds like a blockbuster of an opportunity.

 

[Anonymous]

Dynacirc- favorable lipid profile, but the only BID calcium channel blocker

Great idea BID dosing in a once a day market....WINNER not.

 

[Anonymous]

Better yet, Clozaril. Gold standard for antipsychotics!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Better yet, Clozaril. Gold standard for antipsychotics!!!

Gold standard: efficacy or expense of therapy!

 

[Anonymous]

Gold standard: efficacy or expense of therapy!

Ok, I told recruiter today I will only accept offer if they still provide the Miacalcin purple pouches. I would like to put gift cards in them when I go to my offices. Oh one last request, I need Lotrel beach towels too.

 

[Anonymous]

Ok, I told recruiter today I will only accept offer if they still provide the Miacalcin purple pouches. I would like to put gift cards in them when I go to my offices. Oh one last request, I need Lotrel beach towels too.

Don't forget to ask for programs (NCN) where you can compensate the doctors for attending fair balanced presentations at a upscale country club and a round of golf.

 

[Anonymous]

Zelnorm was the best bowel prep ever!!!

 

[Anonymous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoyUT5p6MYQ

 

[Anonymous]

I tried a new position last night and really loved it but it hurt my wife's back .......

 

[Anonymous]

Eldepryl- the right time, the right team.

 

[Anonymous]

Take Action for Healthy BP trip in Vegas was really nice.

 

[Anonymous]

Ok, I told recruiter today I will only accept offer if they still provide the Miacalcin purple pouches. I would like to put gift cards in them when I go to my offices. Oh one last request, I need Lotrel beach towels too.

So funny.....those lotrel towels have many uses!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Take Action for Healthy BP trip in Vegas was really nice.

TAHPB was really the start to the end.......what was that...8-9 years ago?

 

[Anonymous]

This is weird. I was contacted too! Recruiter said is was a Health Systems Sales specialty position. Said something about being a "launch machine" division to prepare markets for a butt load of new drugs coming. Will sell Foradil and Famvir first while waiting a new block buster called elidel or something. Drugs in GI, type 2 diabetes, and even a new cox-2 coming! Wow! They must have gone ahead and ordered the cars. I would be getting a shiny new grand prix too!

 

[Anonymous]

Talking about those old drugs. I used to make $5,000.00 a quarter in bonus money for Tavist-D. It gave patients a fresh start after all the over the counter quick working. Tavist was in a different class of antihystamine. Those were the days my friend.

 

[Anonymous]

DONT FORGET WE DEVELOPED LSD! That should connect all the dots now!
Next conference call Tune in , Turn on, and Drop out! - Timothy Leary RIP