In the office where the office cows roam,
A dashing drug rep made it known,
With a smile and a wink, he laid out a feast,
"Come one, come all, to the greatest free lunch beast!"
The office cows sauntered from their desks with glee,
For a spread of delights as far as the eye could see,
Sandwiches, salads, and desserts so rich,
All thanks to the rep, they'd found their niche.
They gathered 'round the table, a hungry herd,
Munching and crunching, not a word,
For the food was too good, the moment too sweet,
An office prairie of treats to eat.
The dashing drug rep watched with pride,
His free lunch had turned the tide,
The office cows, with appetites sated,
Left the rep in high spirits, elated.
So here's to the lunches, free and fun,
To the office cows and reps, when the day is done,
May the feasts be many, the company grand,
In the office pastures of the corporate land.
