NSBU meeting in October?

[anonymous]

September layoffs are coming! Wake up people!

Woo hoo I can’t wait!!! Please be me!

 

[anonymous]

September layoffs are coming! Wake up people!

Trintellix will keep me safe! Uh, I am right about that, right?

 

[anonymous]

Trintellix will keep me safe! Uh, I am right about that, right?

About as right as those ignorant assholes in upper management saying you need to take the jibber jabber because it’s safe and effective

 

[anonymous]

About as right as those ignorant assholes in upper management saying you need to take the jibber jabber because it’s safe and effective

Yeah, KARMA is a bitch. Takeda is sinking faster than the Titanic.

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, KARMA is a bitch. Takeda is sinking faster than the Titanic.

Yes it’s fun watching this ship go down!!! Bru haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa! All the DEI hires and horrible management have caught up to them

 

[anonymous]

You people are stupid. 800+ is a shit ton of people. GI and Neuro are NOT safe. Only division safe, like always, is oncology.

Funny how when I type the truth it goes to a moderator and never gets posted!

 

[anonymous]

You ppl love to fear monger. And maybe the sales force will look different come Fall. But Oct meeeting is 100% narcolepsy launch.

 

[anonymous]

You ppl love to fear monger. And maybe the sales force will look different come Fall. But Oct meeeting is 100% narcolepsy launch.

Everyone will be snoozing

 

[anonymous]

Narcolepsy is entering phase 3. How does October =launch!?!?!

 

[anonymous]

Narcolepsy drug will not keep many or any around! Its projected to be a $52 million dollar a yr drug! Keep drinking the Koolaid!

 

[anonymous]

You ppl love to fear monger. And maybe the sales force will look different come Fall. But Oct meeeting is 100% narcolepsy launch.

You’re on crack. That drug is nowhere near ready to launch.

 

[anonymous]

So it's a hurrah meeting after they cut half the team?

 

[anonymous]

So it's a hurrah meeting after they cut half the team?

Every 3 years for the last 20yrs:

Its either the post layoff
“We kept the Best Meeting”
or the pre layoff
”Head Fake the Frog in the Boiling Pot Meeting“

 

[anonymous]

Every 3 years for the last 20yrs:

Its either the post layoff
“We kept the Best Meeting”
or the pre layoff
”Head Fake the Frog in the Boiling Pot Meeting“

“ we kept the best” meetings happen in May

 

[anonymous]

“ we kept the best” meetings happen in May

It doesn’t matter what month it happened in, it is factual that this is what they do. Layoffs, then we have a meeting to rally the troops. This company has had sales force layoffs mainly in March, but also have done them in April, June, and October. People on here aren’t just making this up, it aligns with past behavior and they also have a high enough IQ to know there is nothing left to sell for NSBU. If your division doesn’t have money you don’t spend it on a meeting on a 10 year old drug. On a side note, did you notice that Entyvio had a live meeting to announce their Cresset winners like the old days and we got a video call. They don’t care enough about this division and can’t get rid of us fast enough.

 

[anonymous]

It doesn’t matter what month it happened in, it is factual that this is what they do. Layoffs, then we have a meeting to rally the troops. This company has had sales force layoffs mainly in March, but also have done them in April, June, and October. People on here aren’t just making this up, it aligns with past behavior and they also have a high enough IQ to know there is nothing left to sell for NSBU. If your division doesn’t have money you don’t spend it on a meeting on a 10 year old drug. On a side note, did you notice that Entyvio had a live meeting to announce their Cresset winners like the old days and we got a video call. They don’t care enough about this division and can’t get rid of us fast enough.

They hold meetings a few months before. ”Don’t believe Rumors” “We need Everyone in this Room” “Tell Your Co Workers who arent on Board to Take a Cab” “Trust Us” they tell you what you want to hear keep the water warm everyone working. 60 days later you’ve trusted them, exhausted yourself, passed on several extremely attractive job offers. The holidays and two weeks vacation you’ve banked are right around the corner and Boom!
Alternate Scenario-Two days into the meeting you’ll be with your team and out of nowhere you will be assigned to one of many big rooms. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

 

[anonymous]

Narcolepsy drug will not keep many or any around! It’s projected to be a $52 million dollar a yr drug! Keep drinking the Koolaid!

I used to sell a narcolepsy med. And wow, talk about a snooze fest! BORING! This isn’t a common thing regardless of what they tell you. Unless it is a narcolepsy specialist, get ready to be bored off your butt! Time to join a gym, take up a class, hobby or something else to fill your days. That is if you haven’t already figured out how to ride the wave

 

[anonymous]

Maybe training on a new copromote? Grasping straws here.

 

[anonymous]

These BMS jobs are going fast...
Before it's too late- is a layoff really happening? All jokes aside.

 

[anonymous]

These BMS jobs are going fast...
Before it's too late- is a layoff really happening? All jokes aside.

Schizophrenia drug not approved yet? No thanks. Come to the three day festival called our national sales meeting. At least you’ll get some Marriott points and frequent flyer miles out of it.