Novartis Announces New Ethics & Compliance Head

[BREAKING !]

For Immediate Release
5/10/2018

Effective Immediately Stormey Daniels will take over the position of compliance head.
Any executive seeking head must report to Stormy's Private office

All representatives & low level managers will be required to attand mandatory training at a local
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That is all

Carry on

 

[anonymous]

For Immediate Release
5/10/2018

Effective Immediately Stormey Daniels will take over the position of compliance head.
Any executive seeking head must report to Stormy's Private office

All representatives & low level managers will be required to attand mandatory training at a local
make america horny again strip club

That is all

Carry on

Gives HEAD a new meaning.

Or maybe not...

 

[anonymous]

Now that would be the most meaningful/useful compliance training, vs the crap we currently get.

 

[anonymous]

stormy....... stormy weather ahead. Major PR move.