NCAA FOOTBALL PICK EM!! "NO SPREAD BOWL BONANZA BLOWOUT!"!-2012-2013!

Anonymous said:
that looks like Florida, is Fucktard one of the girls?
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BroncoBoy here. I didn't say that, Queen Fucktard. It was pretty funny tho. But I can't take credit for it. So don't get mad at me.

Are you going to take a Greyhound to the Gold Crown Affair in Washington State or will you be flying in on a discount fare red-eye flight for accepting a seat next to the lavatory?

I'll have the boys at the door whisk you back to the dressing room for makeup and to put on your gown in the event that you win the Gold.

If you don't win the Gold you can just keep wearing your sweatshirt, pedal pushers and Bejing manufactured tennis shoes. :D
 






Ohio State will be the team to beat in 2013. Meyer's class is pretty impressive and he just wins. I know that the Irish-haters will disagree, but you have to give it to Brian Kelly, he has done the exact same thing.
 






Pale Horse said:
We'll never know cause the ducks ain't in the championship! :eek:

They're LOSERS!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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When you live in the Appalachian Mountains who do you root for, Pale? A southern team no doubt, eh??? heh. Do they have cable up there or does one of your friends own a cell phone and communicate with the outside world so that he can keep you updated with the scores and standings? I heard banjos are damn cheap in your neck of the woods though. I betcha you play one mean fuckin' banjo, doncha, big guy? Did your town ever hire in a dentist? I bet he could work 24/7 and there would still be a line around the block at his office. Do the pigs really squeal up there when you become "affectionate" with them? heh. You don't eat the ones that you grow fond of, do ya??? Oh, by 'eat' I mean for dinner.

Oregon would have kicked ass on any southern team thrown at them this year. They gave you a taste of what they could against that southern/midwestern team K-State. Collin's got a real sore ass today for sure. He fell on it at least 20 times last night.

Did you see his GF or wife (I don't know which) up in the stands during the 4th quarter? It looked like she just swallowed a damn human turd. heh. Oh well, after the ass-whoopin' that the Oregon Ducks gave him he's got no chance of going pro. Maybe he can get hired by a chicken farm as a plucker in your neck of the woods, eh, big guy???? heh. :D
 






libluvsbukkake said:
Ohio State will be the team to beat in 2013. Meyer's class is pretty impressive and he just wins. I know that the Irish-haters will disagree, but you have to give it to Brian Kelly, he has done the exact same thing.
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Libluvs, I hated the Irish under Fat Charlie. I made fun of them constantly. But after Brian Kelly took over I backed off and developed a modicum of respect for him and the players. I just didn't think their LB deserved the Heisman. And since he didn't win it I am cheering them on against Alabama.

Kelly has done a helluva job. I'll hand him that. But let's face it. The Irish really don't deserve to be where they are. They BARELY squeaked by BYU, Pitt and Stanford. By the hair on their chinny chin-chins. You know that. Oregon deserved MUCH MORE to be in the NC than Notre Dame if you look at everything honestly.

Ohio State is a good team. But look at the scores. They had several squeakers too. Look at Oregon's scores. They averaged over 50 points a fuckin' game. Nobody came close to beating them until Stanford came along and won based on a bogus TD that the receiver did NOT have control over as he fell out of the end zone.

I speak alot of truth, Libluvs. Pay attention. :)
 






First of all, Florida sucked the other night, however, I think they would have indeed played up to the competition, so suck it, Bronco.

BamaBoy 2013. See ya, Bronco. You take people's honest mistakes and act like they're on purpose and you have no compassion or patience if someone makes a mistake.

Like Tink said (and I have all season) - THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
 






Ok. BroncoBoy here. Texas A&M trashed Oklahoma tonight - as you probably know.

I've done some further math analysis on the pending outcome in our Pick 'Em race for the Gold. As I told you, at the end of 29 games the players remaining in the race for the Gold were Tinker, Fucktard and White Trash. I (BroncoBoy) was eliminated by 3-one thousandths of a percentage point. My best scenario would fall short of the score Tink would pick.

Next, I did an analysis on the best scenario for White Trash. During the regular season White Trash ended with a score of 75 wins and 81 losses. The BEST he could score in the Bowl competition now is (26-9) if Ole Miss, Ark St and Alabama should win. He has one pick different from Fucktard (Ark. St) and two picks different from Tinker (Ark. St and Ole Miss). If White Trash picked both Ark. St. and Ole Miss correctly (w/Alabama thrown in too) he would end with a TOTAL OVERALL SCORE of 101 wins - 90 losses. So total games = 191. If you take the percent of total correct picks it would be 101/191 = 52.87956%

Under this same scenario Tinker would have a bowl game score of (19-16). Her regular season score was (100-90) which would give her an OVERALL SCORE of (119-106). Do the math....total games = 225. divide winning picks into total picks (119/225) = 52.8888%

Sorry, White Trash. Tinker would still beat you by one-hundredth of a percentage point. You got fucked just like I did, bud. I wish I could give you better news. You did one helluva job in the bowl competition. Absolutely remarkable. The Oregon game fucked you, pard. Sorry. But you did win the BRONZE CROWN and for that you can be damned proud! And you WILL be recognized at the GOLD CROWN AFFAIR for your accomplishment.

But you would have lost to Fucktard under your best scenario too. Since you only had one pick different from hers in the last 6 picks she would have ended with 53.14%

NOW, let's move on to the competiton between Fucktard and Tinker. Let's go with the best scenario for Fucktard and Ole Miss beats Pitt (since that is the only remaining game that differs from Tinker). If Ole Miss wins - (and Kent St and Alabama win) - Fucktard ends the BOWL competition with (19-16). Her overall score would be (19-16) + reg. season (92-80) = (111-96). Math: 111/207 = 53.6231%. An Ole Miss win would leave Tinker with a bowl competiton of (20-15). Her overall score would be (20-15) + reg. season (100-90) = (120-105). Math: 120/225 = 53.3333%. Fucktard would win the Gold Crown given that scenario.

If Pitt beats Ole Miss then Fucktard ends the season with a (110-97) score. Math: 110/207 = 53.1400%. If Pitt wins Tinker ends the season with a (121-104) score. Math: 121/225 = 53.7777%. Tinkrbelle would win the Gold Crown given that scenario.

So according to my analysis the Gold Crown really comes down to the Ole Miss vs. Pitt game tomorrow (Jan 5). If Ole Miss wins FUCKTARD = GOLD CROWN WINNER. If Pitt wins TINKRBELLE = GOLD CROWN WINNER.

I didn't do the calculations in the event of Alabama or Kent State losses - since Tinker and Fucktard both picked those teams to win. No competitive advantage there. Consequently, I do not think that losses there would alter the outcome to any measurable degree.

Get your calculators out. Please comb through my math for any flaws. But I think it is accurate. These are REALLY close races. So the math is VERY delicate.

GOOD LUCK FROM ME TO BOTH FUCKTARD AND TINKRBELLE. MAY THE BEST QUEEN WIN!!!!! :)
 






Fucktard said:
First of all, Florida sucked the other night, however, I think they would have indeed played up to the competition, so suck it, Bronco.

BamaBoy 2013. See ya, Bronco. You take people's honest mistakes and act like they're on purpose and you have no compassion or patience if someone makes a mistake.

Like Tink said (and I have all season) - THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
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Sorry Fucktard. I've had to correct too many damn scoring mistakes this season and heard every fucking excuse in the book for them.

In such a tight race giving White Trash TWO erroneous wrong picks was way, way over the line. Sure, this game is supposed to be fun - but we are all competing for a coveted crown that ALL OF US WORKED DAMN HARD TO ATTAIN.

So don't lay that fucking guilt trip on me. I am totally right on this call. And I am fucking tired of looking over everyone's shoulder to ensure the game is played on the up and up. I could have fucked you over with my math too. I didn't. I was honest as the day is long. So don't bitch at me you ungrateful turd.

Now I hope to Christ that Tinkrbelle beats your ass. I am praying for a Pitt win.

Go fuck yourself! :(
 






BroncoBoy here.

We got 3 games left in the Pick 'Em season.

All I ask from God is two things:

I PRAY that Pitt beats Ole Miss.

I PRAY that ND beats Alabama.

If those two things happen if I had a damn tail I'd wag it until it fell off!

If those two things happen it will make the whole season worthwhile!

Don't let me down, God.

Give me those two things and I promise to go to church every damn Sunday in 2013! :)
 












Anonymous said:
Sorry Fucktard. I've had to correct too many damn scoring mistakes this season and heard every fucking excuse in the book for them.

In such a tight race giving White Trash TWO erroneous wrong picks was way, way over the line. Sure, this game is supposed to be fun - but we are all competing for a coveted crown that ALL OF US WORKED DAMN HARD TO ATTAIN.

So don't lay that fucking guilt trip on me. I am totally right on this call. And I am fucking tired of looking over everyone's shoulder to ensure the game is played on the up and up. I could have fucked you over with my math too. I didn't. I was honest as the day is long. So don't bitch at me you ungrateful turd.

Now I hope to Christ that Tinkrbelle beats your ass. I am praying for a Pitt win.

Go fuck yourself! :(
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Gee, do you see someone for your anger issues? Tell ya what--next year just DON'T PLAY!
You are a real pain in the ass.
 












Anonymous said:
Gee, do you see someone for your anger issues? Tell ya what--next year just DON'T PLAY!
You are a real pain in the ass.
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BroncoBoy here.

Is that you posting anonymously, Fucktard?

You have your nerve bitching at me when I had every fucking opportunity to screw you over with math throughout the season. But even though I can't stand your ass I was ALWAYS above board and was fair to EVERYBODY, regardless of personalities. But had I tried to fuck you over and got caught you would squeal like a stuck pig. But when BamaBoy does it to another player you think it's no big fucking deal.

Kiss my big ass.

I PRAY that Pitt beats Ole Miss today and Tinker wins the Gold Crown.

You ungrateful POS. :(
 






First of all, I don't post here anon. What would be the purpose? I have no trouble taking you on under my registered name.

Secondly, what you did above is typical Bronco behavior. You ASSUMED the post was mine, then proceeded to rip me a new one for it. You assume a lot and act on it immediately. You seem very narcissistic with that behavior, because you seem to think your suspicions are always right. Guess what, they aren't.

Do you really think that Bama intentionally tried to screw over WT? I don't. I am glad that you are checking on everything - but man, just point out the error and then shut the fuck up!
 






Fucktard said:
First of all, I don't post here anon. What would be the purpose? I have no trouble taking you on under my registered name.

Secondly, what you did above is typical Bronco behavior. You ASSUMED the post was mine, then proceeded to rip me a new one for it. You assume a lot and act on it immediately. You seem very narcissistic with that behavior, because you seem to think your suspicions are always right. Guess what, they aren't.

Do you really think that Bama intentionally tried to screw over WT? I don't. I am glad that you are checking on everything - but man, just point out the error and then shut the fuck up!
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There is a pattern of behavior with BamaBoy. I have had to alert him to multiple errors on scoring over the season. Multiple. It's one fucking excuse after another (...I'm traveling, BamaBaby kept me awake, I didn't get any sleep, Math is not my strongpoint, etc, etc, etc...) You don't have to be a math wizard to score fucking picks for Christ sakes!!! And the mistakes always go in favor of his buddies. This latest one WAS OVER THE LINE, when he gave White Trash TWO erroneous losing picks in the Bowl competition when White Trash was the leader of the pack in the Bowl competition and competing for the Gold. Total horseshit. After awhile these innocent mistakes look mighty fucking suspicious. Based on his previous history, IMO the shit pulled on White Trash was intentional. THis is serious shit. People competed for 4 months to win a coveted crown. So don't give me that bullshit about "Oh, this is supposed to be fun". Yeah, until YOU get fucked over and they you'd holler like a stuck pig. Hypocrite!!!

Like I said, Fucktard. I had every opportunity to fuck you over and game the calculations making you a LOSER and not a WINNER.

You should get down on your damn hands and knees and worship the ground I walk on for being so damned honest and treating everyone fairly, regardless of the personalities involved here. But you're so fucking ignorant that shit doesn't even register with you - UNLESS YOU GET SCREWED OVER AND THEN YOU GO BALLISTIC!!!

Screw off.

I hope to God that Pitt wins in the next couple of hours and Tinker wins the Gold. I said the rosary this morning and prayed to Mother Mary for a Pitt victory. I hope you fucking lose!!! :D
 












Anonymous said:
BroncoBoy here.

Is that you posting anonymously, Fucktard?

You have your nerve bitching at me when I had every fucking opportunity to screw you over with math throughout the season. But even though I can't stand your ass I was ALWAYS above board and was fair to EVERYBODY, regardless of personalities. But had I tried to fuck you over and got caught you would squeal like a stuck pig. But when BamaBoy does it to another player you think it's no big fucking deal.

Kiss my big ass.

I PRAY that Pitt beats Ole Miss today and Tinker wins the Gold Crown.

You ungrateful POS. :(
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You REALLY have a problem, you know that? Seriously, I thought the resident koo-koo bird bit the dust a few weeks back. But it IS kind of fun to watch you come unglued toward people you don't even know.

And it isn't Fucktard, you moron.
 












I like my alter ego.

I am starting to doubt myself, however. Am I the crazy one to think that errors can be made without thinking that there was a plan to screw someone out of an Internet football pick?

I wish we could still have signature lines. Mine would be: "Thanks for being so diligent in your inspections. Now report the errors and shut the fuck up!"
 
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Fucktard said:
I like my alter ego.

I am starting to doubt myself, however. Am I the crazy one to think that errors can be made without thinking that there was a plan to screw someone out of an Internet football pick?

I wish we could still have signature lines. Mine would be: "Thanks for being so diligent in your inspections. Now report the errors and shut the fuck up!"
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When errors happen repeatedly that favor your buddies it doesn't pass the stink test, dear.

One error?....understandable.

two or three errors?....flags go up.

multiple repeated errors that favor buddies and disadvantage others?..... stink test fails.

You are very trusting until you get fucked over. Then you squawk like an old hen. heh.

The other players know what's going on here. They aren't born stupid or willfully stupid like you. hah! :D
 






Sorry, Tink. Ole Miss won. Queen Bitch won the Pick 'Em contest.

I would have cheated for you by manipulating the numbers to give you an unfair advantage, Tink. But it's not in my blood. I'm not wired that way, dear. So unfortunately you're going to have to settle for 2nd place.

A few of us on these boards still live by a moral code. And it seems all of us live in the north too. What a coincidence, eh???

Have a good day.

We'll see ya at the Gold Crown Affair. ;)
 






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