Natera Takeover

[S.C.]

To the reps joining Natera:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Keep your resumes up to date

 

[anonymous]

To the reps joining Natera:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Keep your resumes up to date

<looks at recent history> looks like we just went out of business in Womens health, after massive layoffs a couple months ago. It seems like maybe we shouldn’t be laughing when we got bought by the only company hiring in this space right now….

but enjoy your time in unemployment. Perhaps you can learn how to sell birth control again…

 

[anonymous]

After all that we sell out to those idiots?! At least my stock payout is gonna by nice!

 

[anonymous]

After all that we sell out to those idiots?! At least my stock payout is gonna by nice!

Assuming you bought your stock at .01? Natera isn’t buying the company you idiot and we wonder why we couldn’t make it?

 

[anonymous]

Yeah you’re right. I never worked and always hit goal lol. Easiest job I ever had. On to the next one! Bahahaha

 

[anonymous]

Yeah you’re right. I never worked and always hit goal lol. Easiest job I ever had. On to the next one! Bahahaha

Nice job troll. What was your goal? How do you know you hit it? Why don’t you tell me where you ranked? Oh yeah, we didn’t have rankings. The only thing I believe is that you didn’t work…

 

[anonymous]

After all that we sell out to those idiots?! At least my stock payout is gonna by nice!

Lol, this aged well…what are you going to do with your .12 per share?