MSL ED Reunion

[Anonymous]

Blizzard is here! OMG! Help! Why did I move back from Jersey!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Been snowing here for 20 straight days!! I am leaving the old lady in zoo and going back to the Jersey Shore for good!!!

 

[Anonymous]

21 days of snow now and I am leaving this afternoon for Jersey! Good Bye the zoo forever!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Arrived in Madison, NJ safe and sound. Going to Super Bowl Sunday and last night I had a great Italian meal not the imitation meals in zoo! I feel much better now that I left the snow hell of zoo behind and also left the hairy wife!!! She is available boys in Colony Woods! Help me out and buy her a razor! Ha! Ha! Final post for the Jersey Kid!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Jersey Boy: Saw your wife at the Portage Walmart and she looked very bundled up. How is her body besides the hair? I live in Rud (Rat) Gate so I could help her out.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Rudrat: Your welcome to go visit her but be warned that she will try to dominate you!!! Jersey is #1!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I Live at the Moors can I have give her an oil change? Can't golf this time of the year and given my TUC management morals, I am good at checking under the hood!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I Live at the Moors can I have give her an oil change? Can't golf this time of the year and given my TUC management morals, I am good at checking under the hood!!!!!

The Moors CC has a ton of old, horny broads that are available for oil changes! Trust me, I am a mechanic!

 

[Anonymous]

Snow's a coming again! Help!!

 

[Anonymous]

Make sure your corpus cavernosum has a bit of antifreeze injected into the tip.

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the advice! It should help me stick it in your arse!!

 

[Anonymous]

So funny , you MSL Eds are so witty!!! You couldn't qualify for MSL specialty but thats OK!

 

[Anonymous]

Going to Mangia Mangia tonight. Anyone else going for dinner?

 

[Anonymous]

Couldn't make dinner last night but will be at Rustica around 7PM. Come by and buy me a dirty martini.

 

[Anonymous]

I am at the restaurant, what are you wearing?

 

[Anonymous]

Blue Blazer, Grey Slacks, White Button Down Shirt, Red Tie, and Black Loafers.

 

[Anonymous]

Going to Food Dance tonight --- anyone want to join me? Blizzard tomorrow!

 

[Anonymous]

I will never again go to the s*it hole called the Zoo! Spent some time there and hated every minute in a hick town with a fourth-tier university!

 

[Anonymous]

I wuv the Zoo!

 

[Anonymous]

The Zoo is the epicenter of UGLY PEOPLE!