MDT IS SO BROKE.. WE CANT EVEN BUY LUNCH FOR CUSTOMERS!

[anonymous]

how far can we fall?

 

[anonymous]

What strain of crack cocaine you buying these days?

 

[anonymous]

What’s this about? Credit card works fine. Just wish Medtronic would allow us to spend like our competitors.

 

[anonymous]

What’s this about? Credit card works fine. Just wish Medtronic would allow us to spend like our competitors.

what division?

 

[anonymous]

what division?

DEI

 

[anonymous]

DEI

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[anonymous]

what division?

Your mom’s

 

[anonymous]

What’s this about? Credit card works fine. Just wish Medtronic would allow us to spend like our competitors.

Same here. Other reps are doing “educational” dinners with fellows at 5 star restaurants. How is this allowed?

 

[anonymous]

Same here. Other reps are doing “educational” dinners with fellows at 5 star restaurants. How is this allowed?

It’s all posted on LinkedIn and Twitter. Some reps even put it in their Instagram stories. Fun to watch.

 

[anonymous]

Same here. Other reps are doing “educational” dinners with fellows at 5 star restaurants. How is this allowed?

on ur knees!!!!

 

[anonymous]

Same here. Other reps are doing “educational” dinners with fellows at 5 star restaurants. How is this allowed?

Sucks to be Medtronic and have no expense account.

 

[anonymous]

Medtronic is so broke that we can’t even have a national meeting like a normal sales organization. Talk about a real morale deflator.

 

[anonymous]

This thread is complete BS. I fly around the world for any or no reason, preaching wokeness all the way, and no-one has questioned anything I have ever expensed.

- Geoff

 

[anonymous]

In the corporate jet that is much more expensive to fly in than a commercial airline

 

[anonymous]

In the corporate jet that is much more expensive to fly in than a commercial airline

But I'm worth every penny of shareholder value and LinkedIn posts that I'm creating

- Geoff

 

[anonymous]

The Corporate G550 jet is up for auction.

 

[anonymous]

Eating at Subway with newspaper coupons to save money will be the new normal.

 

[anonymous]

Wait. We in Fidley dont get free breakfast and lunches. Why does sales?

 

[anonymous]

Fridley too

 

[anonymous]

Just call your breakfasts and lunches "educational".