Managers safe?

Actually, the best part is watching DBMs role play at mtgs.....funniest shit EVER.
Biggest assholes in the field to reps are the absolute worst, take note next time.

(PA region is the best example)
--lowly DCS rep
 




Great plan. Times are tough, new skills are required, new challenges lie ahead - lets go with LESS coaching and LESS supervision as the answer. Awesome plan. I wonder why we haven't handed the reins of the entire organization off to you yet. Oh, wait...it must be because you're dumb. Yes, that must be it. Perhaps if you were so awesome at "doing your job", your solution might make a smidgen of sense for the next 3 months. But, being you struggle to do the basic requirements now, that makes you vastly unprepared to sell in the environment 1-2 years from now. But, you think you should just be left alone. Give me a break!

Guessing you think RFT's are valuable.
 








Actually, the best part is watching DBMs role play at mtgs.....funniest shit EVER.
Biggest assholes in the field to reps are the absolute worst, take note next time.

(PA region is the best example)
--lowly DCS rep

Yes, the DCS job is so very complicated. No manager could ever do what you do, could they? Must be why we hired a few hundred 24 year olds straight out of college to do the DCS job.
 




Honestly we could use less managers... the ride days are ridiculous. They are in our territories so much our doctors think we are in trouble..most offices aren't allowing them back anymore..go back to the old days one manager for like 20-30 reps

I can't stress this enough: aint.gonna.happen. Look, its all a house of cards, with the cards at the bottom being DCs, and one level above is are our managers. See, we "need" all of these managers to support the need for all of the RBDs, and we need all of the RBDs to support all of…well, everyone above them. Get it? This is the rare case when the caca flows uphill, against the force of gravity!

HQ is the same sham. We "need" all of these marketing directors and various & sundry VPs of this & that to keep those fat cats at Scudders Mill employed, and their coffers filled with huge budgets? Nah, since our marketing stuff and commercials suck, we can pare them down too.

All of Big Pharma seems to do it, too. In the bygone fat days of double digit growth, we, Pfizer Sanofi and Glaxo have/had BS positions called Change Agents, various 3rd party sales consultants in the field, regional field based sales trainers, regional marketers, State Directors, RBDs with superfluous RMs underneath them, KAMs and Market Access people tripping over each other to take credit for reps' work, etc etc.

Back to your post: if you do the math, you see that a manager with 9 reps and has to be in the field 3 days a week should have to ride with us far more than 3 times every 3 months or so. In my territory, access is horrible and where its not, managers usually aren't even allowed back there. The way I see it there is literally nothing for them to do on most field ride days. Its a friggin sham from the kickoff.
 




It's not that this post has anything to do with what's being discussed here, rather it's a story about how useless managers really are or can be. But karma is in fact a bitch!

In another job at another company not in the pharma industry, I worked for a guy named Joe. Joe was a nice enough guy, but he was also a huge phony/bullshitter, and just about everybody who knew Joe was well aware of his reputation and that he had used those bullshitting skills to get promoted into his management job.

One day, I decided to explain a complex business problem I had encountered to Joe. I made the decision to do that because he would always tell every one who reported to him "I'm here for you. I'll always try to assist you in any way that I can." I initially approached him with this statement; "Joe, I'd like to get your input/advice on a particularly thorny problem I've got." Of course, he responded enthusiastically with "Sure! That's what I'm here for! Shoot!" So after I was done explaining the problem, I said "Joe, what would you recommend I do?"

Joe's response? "I dunno. You're the expert. You tell me."

At a later date, after things had gone all over the floor and shit had really hit the fan with regard to the problem, Joe pulled me into his office and shut the door. I cant begin to tell you how quick he was to point out that "You should have done this, or you could have done that." I said "Yeah Joe, I guess you're right. I could have and should have done such and such. I'm sorry about how things went. And I'd like to thank you for all of your assistance with the problem" and then I walked out of his fucking office.

About three months later there was a layoff and I was gone.... but Joe stayed on to fight another day. That was in 2009. Just last year, I heard that Joe dropped dead of a heart attack... I heard he had it in the very same office I walked out of.
 




Nice story but how does that help us right now? Poor management that has kissed their way to the top has got us where we are now. Everyone saw how we needlessly added CDEs, layers and layers of managers AEs and HS reps who have zero access but just how many of these so called leaders spoke up and said this was uncalled for?
 




Nice story but how does that help us right now? Poor management that has kissed their way to the top has got us where we are now. Everyone saw how we needlessly added CDEs, layers and layers of managers AEs and HS reps who have zero access but just how many of these so called leaders spoke up and said this was uncalled for?

Unfortunately it doesn't help anybody right now. As I pointed out in the first paragraph, it was simply to point out how useless managers are or can be.

One other thing... At my old company, managers never got laid off. Sure, occasionally one would be let go along with their entire team of direct reports. Except the manager was usually able to find another another job in the company, but none of his/her direct reports found a job and thus were able to stay on. I laughed my ass off when the company had the audacity to say "See? We DO in fact layoff managers." Which was technically true, the manager did get laid off, but then they gave him another job. No such thing ever happened to non-managers. They were shown the door.
 




It's not that this post has anything to do with what's being discussed here, rather it's a story about how useless managers really are or can be. But karma is in fact a bitch!

In another job at another company not in the pharma industry, I worked for a guy named Joe. Joe was a nice enough guy, but he was also a huge phony/bullshitter, and just about everybody who knew Joe was well aware of his reputation and that he had used those bullshitting skills to get promoted into his management job.

One day, I decided to explain a complex business problem I had encountered to Joe. I made the decision to do that because he would always tell every one who reported to him "I'm here for you. I'll always try to assist you in any way that I can." I initially approached him with this statement; "Joe, I'd like to get your input/advice on a particularly thorny problem I've got." Of course, he responded enthusiastically with "Sure! That's what I'm here for! Shoot!" So after I was done explaining the problem, I said "Joe, what would you recommend I do?"

Joe's response? "I dunno. You're the expert. You tell me."

At a later date, after things had gone all over the floor and shit had really hit the fan with regard to the problem, Joe pulled me into his office and shut the door. I cant begin to tell you how quick he was to point out that "You should have done this, or you could have done that." I said "Yeah Joe, I guess you're right. I could have and should have done such and such. I'm sorry about how things went. And I'd like to thank you for all of your assistance with the problem" and then I walked out of his fucking office.

About three months later there was a layoff and I was gone.... but Joe stayed on to fight another day. That was in 2009. Just last year, I heard that Joe dropped dead of a heart attack... I heard he had it in the very same office I walked out of.

Sorry Joe didn't do your job for you like you had hoped. That's always the fall back of schmucks like you - you go to your manager and say "I can't do my job. Will you do it for me?" When they don't, you call them a bad manager. Good for Joe for letting you fall flat on your face in a job that you apparently had no idea how to do. It's years later, and you still remember what a fuck-up you were in that situation. Thanks for the story - reminds me of how bad the damage can be from a poor hire who needs someone else to do their job for them. Can't say I'm shocked you were laid off. Great lesson!
 




Sorry Joe didn't do your job for you like you had hoped. That's always the fall back of schmucks like you - you go to your manager and say "I can't do my job. Will you do it for me?" When they don't, you call them a bad manager. Good for Joe for letting you fall flat on your face in a job that you apparently had no idea how to do. It's years later, and you still remember what a fuck-up you were in that situation. Thanks for the story - reminds me of how bad the damage can be from a poor hire who needs someone else to do their job for them. Can't say I'm shocked you were laid off. Great lesson!

I never once asked Joe to "do my job"... YOU said that, not me.

It was Joe that reneged on his offer to help.

But I offer you my heartiest congrats! You're obviously as big an asshole of a manager as Joe was.
 




I never once asked Joe to "do my job"... YOU said that, not me.

It was Joe that reneged on his offer to help.

But I offer you my heartiest congrats! You're obviously as big an asshole of a manager as Joe was.

And ya know what else?

Joe actually once said "Only the BEST people are in management". Bet you feel the same way, don't you? That was a rhetorical question that doesn't require a reply. Assholes always do.