Leadership vacancies

anonymous

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I am always looking on the different job boards to see what is out there. I will preface this by stating I do not work at Sunovion. I consistently see job positions for various director level positions for brand teams and today saw VP of sales is open.

What is happening there? From an outsider, it doesn't look like a place that is doing well.
 






I am always looking on the different job boards to see what is out there. I will preface this by stating I do not work at Sunovion. I consistently see job positions for various director level positions for brand teams and today saw VP of sales is open.

What is happening there? From an outsider, it doesn't look like a place that is doing well.
There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.
 






There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.
So Accurate!!!
 






There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.
Truth!
 






There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.

LMAO!!!!!!!! Maybe you should wait more than 9 minutes before replying to your own post, even though you "don't work here". And then replying to yourself two more times... LOL, you're a fuckin idiot. Get a new hobby.
 






There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.

Good post I agree
 












LMAO!!!!!!!! Maybe you should wait more than 9 minutes before replying to your own post, even though you "don't work here". And then replying to yourself two more times... LOL, you're a fuckin idiot. Get a new hobby.
Wow, you are angry. You should go talk to someone.

I looked at the timeline of the posts and they were all pretty far apart. Are you sure it is not you writing these messages with your multiple personalities. Dumb ass.
 












There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.

This may be the most accurate post in the history of Cafepharma.
 






There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.
I had to read this three times in a row it was so accurate and good! I would love to know which category you fall in. My guess is number 2.
 












Thanks for replying to yourself again. That makes it MUCH more impactful
Not sure what impact you think I am getting and why I would reply to myself. The post is right on target and I did not expect it to go viral and get a lifetime achievement award for it.

You are a sad person.

Just because you reply to your own posts and most likely have full conversations with yourself, does not mean that everyone does that. Get some help.
 












There are three things that happen here.

1. You get the job, stay for 1 1/2 - 2 years and realize it is a shit company that is poorly run and you start looking after being there 9 months. The first three months of looking you debate with yourself if you should stick with it or just move on. After 12-14 months, you realize it will never get better and people that work there are there to retire or just don’t know what they are doing. You realize the Japanese culture is so deep in this company and you promise yourself you will never work for another Japanese company again.

2. You have been there so long, the LTI bonuses keep your there and you have no idea what it is like to work in a real company. You will complain about everyone and everything and never do anything about it. You will keep saying you are leaving, but year after year passes and you realize you have been there for 15 years and you know nothing else. You are always jealous of your friends talking about their jobs and always give the same line, “my job is going fine”, when they ask how things are going.

3. You think you are doing a decent job and then one day your manager schedules a meeting with you with a vague subject line and when you walk into the conference room, you are let go for no good reason. They mostly let people go after a year and you would never expect it.

Hope this helps you understand why there are several job openings.

This is some funny shit.