Layoffs

Unfortunately, I must inform you that layoffs are imminent, and you will receive further details shortly. Your dedication and contributions to the company have been greatly appreciated. Please prepare for a meeting where we will discuss the situation in more detail.
 






No mass layoffs right now, but we are going to shuffle the deck a bit. If you aren’t touching customers, and you are “working” from home, you might want to tighten up that resume. Expectations are going to be higher for all of us, and dead wood won’t be around for long. If you are in field sales, keep selling and don’t listen to these wankers talking about mass layoffs. You actually have a real job that directly impacts the bottom line.
 






We won’t shuffle the deck. We will be playing with a new deck entirely. If leadership changes don’t come then nothing is real. Reps in this company never stood a chance to the hostile actions taken by the individuals in charge. We need new territories, and areas that can compete with each other. We need to new leadership at the local level.

If not lay me off and put me out of my misery. This place sucks!
 






No mass layoffs right now, but we are going to shuffle the deck a bit. If you aren’t touching customers, and you are “working” from home, you might want to tighten up that resume. Expectations are going to be higher for all of us, and dead wood won’t be around for long. If you are in field sales, keep selling and don’t listen to these wankers talking about mass layoffs. You actually have a real job that directly impacts the bottom line.

This is bs! We already know people that have been laid off. You're trying to be a mouthpiece for the crappy management. We all see you clearly. Quit the lying and go back to sitting on your ass.
 


















We are committed to treating those affected with the utmost respect and providing support during this challenging time. HR will be available to answer any questions you may have regarding severance packages, benefits continuation, and other related matters.