Layoff-HCV is Over













This is so crazy. My wife is getting worried and has started drinking (the expensive beers that come in a four pack). Now I can't get more blue bags-what's next?

It's me again. My wife is really uptight. She came home with a box of wine this time. She said its white Zinfandel but it looks pinkish to me.
 












Expensive beers are not sold in a "4-pack" you stupid imbecile. You really need more blue bags?

I am so sorry. I owe you an apology. I just googled expensive beer bought online and I was dead wrong: There are literally hundreds of websites to buy expensive "4-packs" of beer from both US and international sources. My Bad!
 












Oh that sounds bad. I heard beer is a "gateway drug" to the hard stuff, like wine coolers..

No way! She was going in that direction. Found some putz berry coolers and bought in quantity (I think around 50 or 60 "4-packs" ). The very first one she opened (and half consumed) had a finger at the bottom of the bottle. Yes! you heard me right. It was a finger that apparently got cut off and was bottled with the wine cooler. She has now skipped right over this entire category and has gone right for "Butcher-Whiskey" Its strong but its the best imitation Kentucky whiskey you can buy in south NJ / Pennsylvania.
 






No way! She was going in that direction. Found some putz berry coolers and bought in quantity (I think around 50 or 60 "4-packs" ). The very first one she opened (and half consumed) had a finger at the bottom of the bottle. Yes! you heard me right. It was a finger that apparently got cut off and was bottled with the wine cooler. She has now skipped right over this entire category and has gone right for "Butcher-Whiskey" Its strong but its the best imitation Kentucky whiskey you can buy in south NJ / Pennsylvania.

Putz berry? Sounds fattening!
 






No way! She was going in that direction. Found some putz berry coolers and bought in quantity (I think around 50 or 60 "4-packs" ). The very first one she opened (and half consumed) had a finger at the bottom of the bottle. Yes! you heard me right. It was a finger that apparently got cut off and was bottled with the wine cooler. She has now skipped right over this entire category and has gone right for "Butcher-Whiskey" Its strong but its the best imitation Kentucky whiskey you can buy in south NJ / Pennsylvania.

Better advise her to "layoff" the butcher whiskey
 


































































Tell that to my family. My wife starting looking for a part time job over the weekend. Were you not on the conference call? Oh, you are a troll. Now I understand. Stop playing with our emotions at a time like this.

Lately she's been bringing home quarts in a paper bag. Almost every night I go to bed before her while she watches duck dynasty. I don't know what to do...