Lay offs

[anonymous]

Fake news! No layoffs planne.

Didn’t age well

 

[anonymous]

That call went pretty well. Relieved

 

[John Holmes]

I am so happy with the business update. I look forward to a lifelong career as Astellas. I knew Asian people would never let down an American man with a large wiener. They are so envious I will work here forever

 

[anonymous]

I am so happy with the business update. I look forward to a lifelong career as Astellas. I knew Asian people would never let down an American man with a large wiener. They are so envious I will work here forever

“John Holmes”

 

[anonymous]

Maybe there is some truth to that, Johnny Wad. The biggest dick in the company is still here- David Boyd.

 

[anonymous]

How many reps go out in the field tomorrow or the next three weeks for that matter…..

 

[Jenna James]

John Holmes will certainly keep driving the business. I love it when he comes to my office. He’s a great closer!

How many reps go out in the field tomorrow or the next three weeks for that matter…..

 

[John Holmes]

My and my big American wiener are still here. I’m working like a Trojan.