Your problem isn't the little green man with antennas or the tinfoil radar tracking deflectors, you ain't drinkin enough of the hot cinnamon whiskey before noon. Since trainin at Castle, where I was taught to drink shots of hot whisky early in The day I have notice that everything is fine and I'm goodlooking and can kick most peoples can if they get in my way. Hell, I don't even listen to my wife n kids anymore. And those bills, I throw those in the trash and repeat with strong conviction " now are you gonna help me bring common sense back to Heath care" or are you going back n the trash. I'm telling ya, you need to start drankin early in the morning like we did at Castle trainin and you will see The Why again. It's a revolution, this drankin thing. In fact, I have found that the bottom of the bottle is always dry and so far there has not been any answers at the bottom of that bottle but. If I drink enoughhot liquor I feel I can be as successful as my training tells me. I must go now, my bottle is empty and once again no answer at the bottom of my bottle. So it's off to the liquor store for another shot at stardom.
