LabCorp purchasing Caris Diagnostics



















What is the basis of your question? Heard a rumor? Saw some type of more reliable indicator? Guessing? Just want to stir the shit?
Just heard a rumor! Shouldn't I be able to ask a question without you trying to start something with me. What if I told you I work with Caris and don't want anything to do with LabCorp. You are a Num Nut! Keep your pie hole closed if you can't answer the question. Any educated answers are welcome and appreciated!
 












"F" Caris Diagnostics and "F" LabCorp - $5.00 drop in stock - What a bunch of friggin' thieves. This is no different than Enron. They'll be few who rake in the dough and the rest of you will be carrying any or all of your labcorp posessions out in a box.
 






Just heard a rumor! Shouldn't I be able to ask a question without you trying to start something with me. What if I told you I work with Caris and don't want anything to do with LabCorp. You are a Num Nut! Keep your pie hole closed if you can't answer the question. Any educated answers are welcome and appreciated!

My, aren't we overly sensitive!! Try decaf, douche bag. You toss that question out there with no context attached. I'm simply prodding you to provide some. So for being such a complete ass, I hope you it works out very bad for you. Stick that in your back hople. Oh, and by the way, you still have not provided the board with any basis for the question.
 












My, aren't we overly sensitive!! Try decaf, douche bag. You toss that question out there with no context attached. I'm simply prodding you to provide some. So for being such a complete ass, I hope you it works out very bad for you. Stick that in your back hople. Oh, and by the way, you still have not provided the board with any basis for the question.
How should I attach context when I said I heard a rumor F--- Face! You must hate bending over for your boss everyday and taking it in the A--, or wait, maybe your knees and throat are too sore from all the "favors." You have some issues with working at LabCorp and should use your medical benifits to seek help before you find yourself rode hard and put away wet. But you are to dumb to change. You'll just keep up the "favors" until a Caris rep takes your place.
 






Noooooo, LabCorp is not buying Caris Diagnostics! It is not for sale. How do these rumors get started anyway???

Probably because Caris mgmt is as stupid as LCA's. I loved it when the vc group bought old path partners only to find out that the pathologists weren't employees -- BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

What a bunch of dumbasses. Caris and LCa a match made in heaven.
 






Probably because Caris mgmt is as stupid as LCA's. I loved it when the vc group bought old path partners only to find out that the pathologists weren't employees -- BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

What a bunch of dumbasses. Caris and LCa a match made in heaven.


It is standard practice in the pathology world that pathologists
are part of a different company. There are legal reasons for this. Caris is no different in this respect.

Caris seems to be a solid company, good quality and reputation and expanding. obviously because of great management. An up and coming company.
 






It is standard practice in the pathology world that pathologists
are part of a different company. There are legal reasons for this. Caris is no different in this respect.

Caris seems to be a solid company, good quality and reputation and expanding. obviously because of great management. An up and coming company.


Solid and expanding? They take 'ALL insurance' and manage a ton of bad debt every month......

Their sales practice is less than honest or legal. High risk purchase at best. On the bright side their sales is not as bad as Bostwick.

Is Bostwick still getting away with client bill on the UroVysion Path read?
 






Labs not named Quest or LC have to take alll insurances as offices want to send all specimens to one lab or the nurse does not want to have to think about what insurance goes where.

Taking all insurances is a response to the market demands and is necessary for survival.

Congrats on having United Healthcare contracts and other HMOs for $1 reimbursement per biopsy.

Way to help the lab business with these kinds deals.

Lower reimbursement leads to lower compensations, RIFs and all the other stuff people at LC seem to constantly complain about.
 






How should I attach context when I said I heard a rumor F--- Face! You must hate bending over for your boss everyday and taking it in the A--, or wait, maybe your knees and throat are too sore from all the "favors." You have some issues with working at LabCorp and should use your medical benifits to seek help before you find yourself rode hard and put away wet. But you are to dumb to change. You'll just keep up the "favors" until a Caris rep takes your place.

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I spent the weekend sodomizing your mom. Did you you know she likes to clean guys off with her tongue after they take her up the backdoor? Anyway, back to the point at hand. You posted "Is LCA buying Caris?' You didn't say you heard a rumor, etc. you just through that out there. I asked you to clarify why you asked the question. You then immediately flew off the handle and threw a tamtrum like the shrieking queen that you are. I asked again for context and you responded the same way when your boyfriend shoots his load up your nostril. Finally it comes out that that princess heard a rumor!! OUr little drama queen was getting teabagged and heard some dish!! Which one are you; Woodward or Bernstein?
 












What do you mean?

LC is getting more business from the UHC deal. The proof is in the numbers look how they are blowing them out.

What a bunch of jack a's that run LC. The USS LC Titanic is sinking and the idiots in charge do not have the brains to figure out how to keep it a float. Buy more labs so you can pad the numbers on growth.
 






What do you mean?

LC is getting more business from the UHC deal. The proof is in the numbers look how they are blowing them out.

What a bunch of jack a's that run LC. The USS LC Titanic is sinking and the idiots in charge do not have the brains to figure out how to keep it a float. Buy more labs so you can pad the numbers on growth.

Labcorp blowing numbers out ?

What kind of crack are you smoking ?

Numbers are WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY down due to the shithole UHC deal. The ONLY way that Labcorp is getting numbers is because they buy little labs and then count their revenue. Just the way WORLDOM used to do it....and look what happened to them.
 












oh this is awful. I was going to work for you guys... in another area.
I had interviewed with Caris about 4 times and took another job at the time.
LCA has lower base pay for reps.. Caris sales folks make over 75k base.. LCA is only @ 60K.
They will can you after about a year.. you need to start looking for something else.. you are warned.. do you actually think they will keep ya?
Where are all the Dianon folks.. oh thats right LCA got rid of them too.
Do you see what I am saying.. they will for sure cut your salary and comp.
I feel so bad for you.
Caris is a good company.. so sorry to see this happen to you. The drs. will stop using as soon as anyting says LCA.. and LCA loves to use their reqs for everything!!
Sure it will be all hugs and kisses in the beginning.. but just wait about 4 months in you will see what happens.. protect your income and your family start looking.
You don't want LCA on your resume.
Again very sorry for your loss... Caris had a great market.. really admired the company and the paths.. so good solid ppl at the organization.. look at how many LCA ex ppl work there.. even ole RW from Quests HR dept.. lots of good ex Quest and LCA ppl..
Too bad... LCA will tear everything up and flush it.. this is awful!
I was hoping not every good lab would be selling and there would be a few places to go work.. now another one bites the dust! Yikes!