Cafe Pharma Readers,
It’s really tough out there..All those appeal lawyers, the country club memberships, the leased Mercedes 500, the private school tuition, the list just goes on and on. How do we keep taking 20% of the gross out of Know Not Error as salary? We have done all the usual things-fire the whole sales staff (good riddance-most were slackards anyway), tried to pry some more cash from the CaliChumps and stiffed every vendor within sight. Such are the tough decisions that have made Error the envy of corporate looters and pillagers across the Nation. So, my little sidekick was brainstorming and he realized that we live in a country that will crowdsource bowls of oatmeal. He asks “Chairman Scheissekopf, we live in a place so stupid they will fund bowls of oatmeal, surely our greed is as desirable as a cold bowl of oatmeal?”
Bingo: GoFundUs
We don’t want the IRS snooping around and saying these are gifts to our income, so let’s call it: Development of an Ethical Appendage for the Handicapped.
Now some of you may have a $1000 out of network bill from Not Know Error after being assured by your doc that we were part of the network. Why so much?-docs are expensive to persuade. Ask them-just don’t use the word “kickback.” We want to offer you a special deal. We will reduce your bill by ½ of any amount that you donate to our income. For example, you GOFUNDUS $500, we will reduce your existing bill by $250. So we can take special pride in our deal, just put in the subject line: “I am a complete shlemiel; taken twice by the con known as Know Not Error.”
Sheeples of America: Vote Trump/Pence 2016; a role model for pathologically narcissistic.