Just for the Schering Saphris Team

[Anonymous]

BLACK BOX WARNING

Any molecular development at Merck that leads to FDA approval is contraindicated due to the absolute risk that Merck will be solely focused on psychosocial and political appearance during launch and marketing. Such molecule will launch with only meager scientific support and post marketing surveillance activities will indicate that any mention of significant benefit to human health, health system value, or federal monetary expense reduction is contrary to the political vicissitudes of the osteoblastically challenged spines of overpaid, expedient, epidermally-challenged, and egocentric Stepford headquarters staff.

DOSAGE AND ADMINISTRATION

During launch, after a meal and at least 14oz of ethanol, insert six sealed .44 caliber doses into delivery chamber. Position delivery device distal to the ankle just behind either metatarsal region. Position index finger over delivery button and exert at least 4lbs of pressure against delivery button until sealed dose exits delivery system and enters the distal ankle region. Repeat no more than 4 doses. If 5 doses are delivered with no understanding of the gravity of the intellectually and vocationally challenged Stepford headquarters staff, insert exit end of delivery device into the sublingual area of the mouth, pointed toward the occipital area of the head, and repeat delivery process for sixth and final indicated dose. Note: After final dose, carbon unit will descend at 9.8 meters per second squared until it reaches an immovable barrier.

Too funny! I must say you know your anatomy and physiology. If you are in pharma you are in the wrong field. Even though your message is a little dark, I find it wildly amusing. I could not have described it better.

I think the newest indications should be for delusions of Mercks upper management that Saphris will turn any sort of profit for the company. Man, for so many years Organon had this thing in development and thought it was going to revolutionize the mental health market. I think if they could have launched during the hay day of Remeron we could have leveraged some business. At the end of the day, sublingual admin that tastes like shit and makes your mouth burn/numb is not a great thing for schizo or bipolar patients.

I hope all of us get to ride this thing out till the next big blockbuster comes out!

 

[Anonymous]

BLACK BOX WARNING

Any molecular development at Merck that leads to FDA approval is contraindicated due to the absolute risk that Merck will be solely focused on psychosocial and political appearance during launch and marketing. Such molecule will launch with only meager scientific support and post marketing surveillance activities will indicate that any mention of significant benefit to human health, health system value, or federal monetary expense reduction is contrary to the political vicissitudes of the osteoblastically challenged spines of overpaid, expedient, epidermally-challenged, and egocentric Stepford headquarters staff.

DOSAGE AND ADMINISTRATION

During launch, after a meal and at least 14oz of ethanol, insert six sealed .44 caliber doses into delivery chamber. Position delivery device distal to the ankle just behind either metatarsal region. Position index finger over delivery button and exert at least 4lbs of pressure against delivery button until sealed dose exits delivery system and enters the distal ankle region. Repeat no more than 4 doses. If 5 doses are delivered with no understanding of the gravity of the intellectually and vocationally challenged Stepford headquarters staff, insert exit end of delivery device into the sublingual area of the mouth, pointed toward the occipital area of the head, and repeat delivery process for sixth and final indicated dose. Note: After final dose, carbon unit will descend at 9.8 meters per second squared until it reaches an immovable barrier.

out in detroit - you have no idea what we are capable of in the motor city.

this is the real next blockbuster from merck; or should i say merk...

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[Anonymous]

Too funny! I must say you know your anatomy and physiology. If you are in pharma you are in the wrong field. Even though your message is a little dark, I find it wildly amusing. I could not have described it better.

I think the newest indications should be for delusions of Mercks upper management that Saphris will turn any sort of profit for the company. Man, for so many years Organon had this thing in development and thought it was going to revolutionize the mental health market. I think if they could have launched during the hay day of Remeron we could have leveraged some business. At the end of the day, sublingual admin that tastes like shit and makes your mouth burn/numb is not a great thing for schizo or bipolar patients.

I hope all of us get to ride this thing out till the next big blockbuster comes out!

To all I offer a thanks for your kind comments about my creative writing skills. I find this form of frustration expression to be quite cathartic. Since the satire is in polysyllabic words, my job is safe, as the management bands will have difficulty understanding it.