Is your boss a bully?

[Anonymous]

my boss insults me and hurts my feelings. I get very, very hurt. very hurtful person, not sure what to do.

Beat him/her with a wet noodle. Wet noodles are on sale at Walmart as we speak.

 

[Anonymous]

Beat him/her with a wet noodle. Wet noodles are on sale at Walmart as we speak.

I get so hurted, I just could scream. he hurted my feelings and i feel so so badly about it.

 

[Anonymous]

The managers forced me to swallow their whale sperm

 

[Anonymous]

The managers forced me to swallow their whale sperm

my feelings get so hurted! ouch! I can't take it anymore. whip me with a ball park frank across my bummy! keep it going until I can' take it anymore!

 

[Anonymous]

Believe me a wet noodle feels 10X better than being beaten with a ball park frank. Use the frank for better things but be sure to use the xtra long ones.

 

[Anonymous]

They put juice in my feces

 

[Anonymous]

Cumquat juice with an anchovie?

 

[Anonymous]

At least your boss didn't ask you if you would show him your nubbin. Aghast at the fact he would even ask that question, the job got the best of me and showed him it! It happens to be a bit larger than most women hence the reason he asked. He had an idea that mine would be large as my slacks always showed a minor bulge in it. Beware if your boss asks to see your nubbin.

 

[Anonymous]

At least your boss didn't ask you if you would show him your nubbin. Aghast at the fact he would even ask that question, the job got the best of me and showed him it! It happens to be a bit larger than most women hence the reason he asked. He had an idea that mine would be large as my slacks always showed a minor bulge in it. Beware if your boss asks to see your nubbin.

my boss made me eat digiornos hot pockets

 

[Anonymous]

my boss made me eat digiornos hot pockets

my boss likes to beat me silly with ball park franks! he's good like that!

 

[Anonymous]

Is your boss, by chance, a little weenee? Tell him not to get the "shorties" but the tubular big headed honkers.

 

[Anonymous]

Made me put staples in his feces

 

[Anonymous]

He tries to bully me but I just grab him by his big ass ears and shake the shit out of his shiny azz face!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't feel bad. My boss made me play Happy Birthday by pinching the edges of my anal sphincter. Got half of it out and have to complete the other half in the AM. Glad we're using his car for this exercise and ride along!

 

[Anonymous]

My boss looks like a male, talks like a male and is every bit one with one exception . . . . . . he has a smooth groin with no package. Wondering if he is now a she?